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Niki: Do NOT look at my search history.
Jungwon: Why?
Niki: I do secret things on there!
Jungwon: Is there a Buzzfeed quiz, Niki? ;)
Niki: What Disney princess I am is NONE of your business, okay?!
Sunghoon: I'm Elsa ❄️
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Sunghoon: [drunk, about to set their marriage certificate on fire] Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!
Jay: [remembering all the times he told Sunghoon he was breaking up with him because Sunghoon was being annoying] I think I brought this on myself
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Sunghoon: It's impossible to say "Bubbles" and make it sound threatening
[20 minutes later]
Heeseung: Can someone please explain why Jay has been angrily screaming bubbles for the last 20 minutes?
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Heeseung: What are you filled with?
Jake: Love
Jungwon: Friendship
Niki: Repression
Sunghoon: Depression
Jay: Bones. Meat. Blood.
Sunoo: Glitter
Sunoo: I ate so much glitter.
Sunoo: We should probably take me to the hospital.
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Niki: [ standing in a dark bathroom in front of the mirror]
Sunoo: [from the other room] What are you doing?
Niki: Jay Hyung told me that if I turn out the lights, say 'dumb bitch' three times, then turn the lights on, a dumb bitch would appear in the mirror.
Niki: Dumb bitch, dumb bitch, dumb bitch!
Niki: [turns the lights on]
Sunoo:
Niki:
Niki: Damn you Park
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Jake: My therapist started crying mid-session.
Sunghoon: I think that means you win
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Sunoo: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Niki: My favorite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".
Jake: It's called connotation.
Sunghoon: Also "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned"
Sunghoon, winking at Jay: vs "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty".
Heeseung: Great news! Language is now canceled!
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I forgot that I was supposed to write fanfics after my exams finish- S-soon...I'll start writing soon
bye kids have a nice day
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
