Sunghoon: Jay, from your point of view, what's the height of stupidity?
Jay: What's the height of Jake?
~✿~
[Niki texting his homeroom teacher at 3 am]
Niki: Hey teacher, are you awake?
Teacher: How did you get this number?
Teacher: wait which student are you?
Niki: Answer me first. Were you sleeping?
Teacher: Of course, it's 3 o'clock.
Niki: Oh really? cuz I'm still doing your homework!!! you asshole! #$%
~✿~
[Sunoo texting Jake]
Sunoo: Hey Jake!
Jake: Hii
Sunoo: Are your parents home?
Jake: No they aren't, we can do whatever we want ;)
Sunoo: OMG so we can play hide and sick through the whole house?
Jake: YES, OMG I'M SO EXCITED!!! Call Sunghoon TOO~
~✿~
Jungwon: Hey when are you going to bring my car back?
Niki: I tried to but you weren't home.
Jungwon: How could you tell?
Niki: Your car wasn't there.
Jungwon:
~✿~
Jay: Why are you late?
Heeseung: I overslept.
Jay: IT'S A WEDDING!
Heeseung: I overslept!!
Jay: YOU'RE THE FUCKING GROOM!!
Heeseung: WHAT DID I SAY?!
~✿~
[Sunghoon bragged inside the living room, panting heavily]
Sunghoon: Why aren't you receiving my calls?
Niki: I can explain..
Sunghoon: Then explain...
Niki: I like my ringtone.
Sunghoon: ...
~✿~
[Texting]
Niki: My parents aren't home 😏
Sunoo: Aw, don't worry. They'll come back :)
~✿~
Jay: okay Sunghoon I need you to sware.
Sunghoon: fuck me!
Jay:
Sunghoon:
Jay: I meant like a promise
Sunghoon: oh...
Sunghoon:... study Korean grammar you dumb mf!!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3