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Sunoo: Okay so what if I press the brake and accelerator at the same time? What'll happen?
Jake: It'll take a screenshot
Sunghoon: For the last time...get out
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Jake: So tonight I was thinking of playing chinese checkers and saying all the things we like about each other.
Kidnapper: [ crying] your company paid the ransom 3 days ago. Please go home
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Sunoo: sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff
Jake: [ walking in, disheveled] He pushed me down the fucking stairs
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Jake: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
Sunoo: It becomes daytrogen
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: I'm going to bed
Sunoo: Good nightrogen
Jake: Sleep tightrogen
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Niki: We're going to the zoo! Yay
Jay: I never said we were going to the zoo.
Niki: But you said we're gonna see depressed, out-of-shape creatures walking around in circles.
Jay: yeah, we're going to the mall
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Heeseung: If we put the Maknae line with Jay and Sunghoon together in a room. Who'll come out crying first?
Jake: The room
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Jake: Do you feel bugs on your skin when there actually aren't any?
Sunghoon: yes, those are the ghosts of the bugs you've killed so far.
Jake:
Jay: Sunghoon look what have you done! You scared him!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
