So I'll just kinda show off in this chapter too
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Jay: Hello who is it?
Jake: Hey it's Jake. Can you let me in, please? I tried to blow up your door but it didn't work.
Jay:
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Jake: Why do people drown lmao?
Jake: Just drink the water.
Jay:... Wtf??
A/n: So basically... You weren't fucking waterproof in chapter 9 bitc-
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Niki: I will destroy everything you guys love! [ evil laughter]
Jay: What if we love you?
Niki: Jokes on you, I've been self-destructive my entire life.
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Heeseung: I am well aware that I accidentally have set myself on fire.
Heeseung: And it's none of your business.
Heeseung: I don't want your pity water either. Let me burn in peace.
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Heeseung: Now Jane tell me what are the three stages of life?
A/n: 1.Birth
A/n: 2.What the fuck is this
A/n: 3.Death
Heeseung: um so... Who messed with your life?
A/n: ... Me
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Jungwon: I'm pretty sure my whole life is a self-deprecating joke
Sunghoon: Mine is not even funny, It's rubbish.
Sunoo: You wanna talk about rubbish? Mine is too shitty that rubbish is too clean for it.
Jake: umm... Do you guys need a hug? Or therapy?
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Jungwon: Sunoo Hyung, Sunghoon Hyung let her go, Jane is not coming back. She's dead.
Sunghoon: [ Holding my fanfictions printed on papers] Not until she finishes the LAST BOOK. NEVER!
Sunoo: [ Slapping my cheeks] BITCH WAKE UP I PAID!!
A/n: [wakes up] -need drugs?
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Nah I don't sell drugs-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
