A/n: Okay so I saw this on tiktok, it'd probably sound lame but let's just go with it.
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[Sunghoon as genZ Starbucks employee]
Sunghoon: Hi welcome to Starbuuucks~
Sunoo: Oh my god hi!
Sunghoon: Oh my god hii!
Sunoo: Oh my god hiii!
Sunghoon: Oh my god hiiii!
Sunoo: Oh my gawwd!!
Sunghoon: Oh my gawdddd hii!!!
Sunoo: Yeah can I get a mocha frappe with extra whipped cream?
Sunghoon: Of course bestie Ice or no ice?
Sunoo: Well, I do like my ice like I like my man~
Sunghoon: How's that?
Sunoo: Cold and heartless!
Sunghoon: I get it. I just broke up with mine!!
Sunoo: No You Didn't!
Sunghoon: Yes, I did~
Sunoo: No, Ya did-an't~
Sunghoon: Yes, I diddd-ah~
Sunoo: No, YA DID-AN'T!
Sunghoon: DID~
Sunoo: AAAN'T~
Sunghoon: No we didn't, we're getting married tomorrow.
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Niki: Would you date me? Breathe if it's 'yes'. Dance in Spanish if it's "no".
Jungwon:
Sunoo:
Jungwon&Sunoo: [ swings hip] lore~lore~lore~
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Sunoo: Sorry first time being kidnapped, kinda nervous...So why did you pick me? Do you think I'm cute?
Kidnapper: I'm gonna kill you.
Sunoo: [clicks tongue] Okay daddy vibes! We love a bad boy king and I wanna DIE~ ahh
Kidnapper: There's something wrong with your generation...
Police: Freeze! Police! You're safe now ma'am!
Sunoo: Eww police?! It's not that deep, chill~ And DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! CUZ THAT'S OFFENSIVE!
Police: But I'm here to save yo-
Sunoo: That's Offensive!
Police: but-
Sunoo: Offensive.
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[Jake calling out of work]
Coworker: Hello?
Jake: Hey I can't come to work today.
Coworker: Is everything Okay?
Jake: I can't see...
Coworker: You can't see?! Is something wrong with your vision?
Jake: No, I can't see myself working today. BYE!
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Sunoo: Money cannot buy health.
Sunoo: But I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Jay: You are really pushing my buttons today.
Sunoo: Which one is 'mute'?
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Sunoo: I prefer not to think before speaking.
Sunoo: I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
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I was teaching my 11-year-old sister English and she spelled 'dishonor' as 'dinosaur' Bye kids!
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
