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Jay: Tch the Eagles won last night.
Jake: Oh did you watch the game?
Jay: [covered in blood and scratches] What game?
-♡-
Therapist: Ever had a job?
Sunghoon: Oh once I worked in a zoo.
Therapist: Great and what did you take from that?
Sunghoon: Definitely not a Penguin.
Therapist: What?
Sunghoon: What?
-♡-
[Saw Sunghoon's slim waist]
Jay: what's your body count?
Sunghoon: For what?
Jay: I mean your measurements.
Sunghoon: ... Oh. I thought you saw the basement.
Jay: ... What?
Sunghoon: what?
-♡-
[At a funeral ]
Jungwon: I'm sorry.
Niki: I apologize.
[ Got arrested for murder case]
Jungwon: Why did you say 'apologize' you fool?
Niki: The teacher said they mean the same thing.
Jungwon: Except at funerals!
-♡-
Niki: I accidentally ate Sunoo's mint choco ice cream. How long do I have left to live?
Jungwon: 10..
Niki: 10 what?
Jungwon: 9..
Jungwon: 8..
-♡-
Jake: Do you know what day is today?
Niki: Annoying Jay day?
Jake: Oh, it's 15th already?
-♡-
[ Heeseung and Jake are going to the convenience store ]
Heeseung: Jake and I are-
Sunoo & Niki: Getting married?
Heeseung: no-
Sunoo: Shut up and sit down. We have planned the entire thing.
Heeseung: ...
-♡-
Sunghoon: Hey Jungwon what are you doing?
Jungwon: [ Taking a quiz to know what kind of sandwich he is ] Leader stuff.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
