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Jake: Sunghoon and I are close. Like male sisters
Jay: you mean brothers?
Jake: No, male sisters.
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[Enhypen in Japan]
Niki: [crying cuz he missed his home]
Heeseung: [starts crying]
Niki: Why are you crying? You don't even live here.
Heeseung: I just have a lot of feelings.
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[In high school ]
Sunoo: I just ended a 3 year relationship.
Jake: Omg are you okay?
Sunoo: Hmm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
Sunoo: [ Points at a high school couple arguing in the hallway]
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Niki: Now I know what I need.
Jungwon: Therapy?
Sunoo: Exorcism?
Niki: I was gonna say love and appreciation...
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Jay: I can't take this anymore. Someone take me out!
Sunghoon: In a dating type of way or assassination type of way?
Jay: I don't know. Surprise me?
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[Heejake the Genz parents]
Kidnapper: We have your kids.
Heeseung: I don't even have one kid.
Kidnapper: Then who are these? Two asked us to give them the wifi password and now they're making TikTok. And one's glaring at us because they want mint choco ice cream.
Heeseung: OMG you have the Maknaes.
Jake: Chill babe, he doesn't have them. They have him. They were bored playing pranks on their manager so I let them out to have fun.
Heeseung: Oh..you should've told me before. I was worried for nothing...
Kidnapper: Wtf?... Are these boys and this girl your kids or not?
Jake: Yes they are. But did you just assume his gender?! Cuz that's offensive!
Kidnapper: But I just said-.
Jake: You assumed his gender just because he's pretty? That is offensive!
Kidnapper: But they-
Jake: That's offensive!
Heeseung: That's offensive! [Hangs up]
A/N: Y-Yass that's offensive! >:(
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
