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Sunghoon: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see people?
Heeseung: Train tickets?
Jake: Concert tickets?
Sunghoon: [ holding up Jay's broken frames] Glasses.
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Jay: where did you get that bowl of tomato soup?
Niki: This is the tomato sauce that I microwaved.
Jay: Niki, wtf?
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Jay: Is anyone in need of blood? I'm willing to donor.
Heeseung: is it your blood?
Jay: [wiping off the blood from his face and hands] It is now.
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Jake: What should I get Niki for his birthday?
Jay: Therapy
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Jake: What's a fish with no eye called?
Jay: Myxine circifrons
Jake: Wait, that's an actual thing?
Jay: Yes, why?
Jake: Fsh...
Jay:
A/n: Don't google it if you hate snake-like creatures...it's kinda eww. Also, this fish is called hagfish wtf?
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Emergency Service: 119 What's your emergency?
Sunoo: My heart hurts so much...
Emergency Service: Kid, breaking down over the fact that Elephants can't jump is not a medical health issue, stop calling me over and over again.
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[ Jake giving grammar lessons]
Jake: Farther is for physical distance, Further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.
Jungwon: Who hurt you?
Jake: My father, weren't you paying attention?
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Y'all should pay attention to grammar lessons >:(
see y'all later <3
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
