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Heeseung: How was your day?
Jungwon: I got detention
Heeseung: Why?
Jungwon: In math, there was this question "A guy has 10 chocolate bars. And he got 8 more"
Jungwon: The teacher asked me "What does the guy have?" and I said "Diabetes."
Heeseung: [Wiping his tears] You're definitely my child.
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Jake: My hands are kinda cold :(
Heeseung: Give 'em here I'll hold them.
Jake: My lips are kinda cold too :(
Heeseung: [Covers his mouth with his hands]
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Sunghoon: [Slips on a banana peel and falls off the stairs]
Jay: [Suddenly catches him]
Jay: I think...
Jay: You just fell for me ;)
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Put me down...
Niki [Who put the banana peel, recording the whole thing]: Shalalala~
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Officer: Your licenses and registration, please...
Heeseung: Here you go
Officer: But this is a get-out-of-the-jail-free card from Monopoly.
Heeseung: [Winks]
Officer:
Officer: You got lucky this time. Have a good night
A/n: Even cops can't resist his charm 😩
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Niki: Guess who got some Grape-flavored shampoo!
Niki: No I mean scented*
Niki: Don't worry it tasted like Grapes too
Niki: I just threw up...
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Sunoo: Hyung do you believe in ghosts?
Jay: There's no such thing as Ghosts.
Sunoo: But our maid said there was a ghost upstairs.
Jay: Pack Your bags and meet Me At THe driveway RiGHT NOw!!
Sunoo: Why?
Jay: We don't have a maid...
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Okay, so today I was chilling under a blanket, in my room with my cat. The doors were locked and nobody else was around. Suddenly I heard someone sniff. I thought it was my sister, sitting on my bed beside me. But I realized she went to school this morning. I looked to the side and saw nobody was sitting there. My cat was asleep in my arms, he didn't do that. I was terrified af. I was panicking and turned on the lights. I even started praying. I think someone mayhaps walked by and sniffed. My heart almost jumped off my chest. Lmao.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3