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Sunoo: Any advice on being single on Valentine's day?
Sunghoon: Whenever you see a couple kissing and laughing, start crying and screaming.
Sunghoon: " HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" then slap him and run away. It'd be interesting.
Sunoo: This is why you are my favorite Hyung
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Niki: Hey mom I'm at a strip club ;)
Jake: Did u just call me mom? Nvm but why are you there?!
Niki: Came to check ;)
Jake: You're seeing something unexpected?
Niki:... yeah Dad :)
Niki: I mean Heeseung hyung-
Jake:
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Sunghoon: What are you doing?
Sunoo: Imagination or reality?
Sunghoon: Imagination...
Sunoo: Hanging around in Paris with my french lover.
Sunghoon: and reality?
Sunoo: I'm in the toilet.
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Jake: Hey Niki, how's school?
Niki: Bad. I got detention
Jake: Why
Niki: Cuz someone texted me while I was in class
Jake: Who?
Niki: You dumbass!
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Ex: I love you
Jay: fak o££
Ex: what the hell?
Jay: Ah sorry I suddenly sneezed and hit the keyboard...I'm allergic to bullshits!
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Jake: Hey!
Jungwon: Don't talk to me!
Jake: why?
Jungwon: last night you were drunk and put my iPad in the blender.
Jake: omg why?
Jungwon: you said you wanted to make apple juice.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
