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Sunghoon: You're a lying, cheating piece of shit. You're not the man I married!
Jay: Okay then we'll get a divorce. And about our kids, I'm taking Jungwon you're talking Sunoo.
Sunghoon: Fine!
Heeseung: [Takes the monopoly board away from them] I think it's time we should stop playing...
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Jake: Why is all my underwear in the freezer?
Sunoo: While you were drunk yesterday, you said " This is gonna confuse me tomorrow" and put them in. Apparently, your drunk self likes to play pranks on your sober self.
Jake: That explains a lot.
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Sunghoon: I had a crush on someone and I didn't know how to handle it so I filled their locker with heart-shaped confetti.
Jay: That's weird, once I opened my locker and found it filled with heart-shaped confetti.
Sunghoon:
Sunghoon: Oh really? Have fun. I have to go water my dog now...
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Jake: Do you still remember the Periodic table?
Jay: Yeah.
Jake: Seriously?
Jay: Why did you forget?
Jake: I remember up to 30 maybe. But it's tough for me because I'm dealing with a lot right now.
Jay: Would you mind sharing? :(
Jake: H, He, Li, Be, B, C, N, O, F, Ne, Na, Mg, Al, Si, P, S, Cl, Ar, K, Ca, Sc, Ti, V, Cr, Mn, Fe, Co, Ni, Cu, Zn.
Jay:
Jay: That's not what I meant you stupid fucking idiot!
A/n: This one actually happened to me while chatting with my friend, around a month ago. I just copy-pasted our conversation and changed his name to Jake and mine to jay. And I cursed at the bitch for 5 minutes.
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Sunghoon: I have a train of thoughts.
Sunghoon: I like to call it anxiety express.
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Therapist: Okay Jake say a bad thing about yourself.
Jake: I'm uncooperative.
Therapist: Really? Give me an example.
Jake: No
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Jake: Would you date a girl who's taller than you?
Niki: No.
Jake: Don't you think that's a little shallow?
Niki: I'm gay.
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
