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Sunghoon: Any news?
Heeseung: we're just waiting for your X-ray.
Sunghoon: but I don't have an ex named Ray? Jay's my first and only boyfriend.
Heeseung: [looks at the doctor] We might need a brain scan too
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Sunghoon: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Jay: even better!
Sunghoon: what do you mean–
Jake, holding up a chicken: we should name her"Kaylee"!
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Jake: our son learned a bad word today
Heeseung: where the fuck did he learn that?!
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Jay: can you help me with this zipper?
Sunghoon: sure!
Jay:
Jay: I meant zip up Sunghoon, not zip it down.
Sunghoon: right, my apologies.
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Jake: People post on the internet about being lonely just after a breakup.
Jake: I never feel more lonely than when I'm trying to put sunscreen on my back by myself.
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Jay: Accept who you are.
Heeseung: Unless you're a serial killer.
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Sunghoon: relationships should be 50/50.
Sunghoon: Jay cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Jay: there's no way he likes me back.
Jungwon: Sunghoon would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Jay: Sunghoon would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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I want to write some ffs soon. any specific ship you wanna read?
and that's it for today. See you soon
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
