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Jungwon: Hey Hyung you forgot something in Walmart.
Sunghoon: What?
Jungwon: Bread, eggs, and milk.
Sunghoon: Oh I'm going right away don't worry.
Jungwon: Yes I'll be standing right outside. And please don't forget me this time
-♡-
Sunghoon: Hey Sunoo I'm WTF and everyone says hi.
Sunoo: Hyung what did you mean by WTF? Do you know the meaning?
Sunghoon: With the family :(
Sunghoon: why? What's wrong?
Sunoo: Who taught u this?
Sunghoon: Niki. Why?
Sunoo: Sure he did. Search in Google
[A few moments later]
Sunghoon: Omg
-♡-
Ex: Sorry I think we should break up
Ex: Hey answer me
Sunoo: omg Sorry for late. I was on a date with your brother
Ex: ....
-♡-
Niki: Hyung I got a cat. Guess what's his name?
Sunghoon: Idk? What?
Niki: Naked
Sunghoon: Wtf why?
Niki: So that when my friends come to hang out I'll say I'm gonna get Naked
Sunghoon: Wtf is wrong with you people?!
-♡-
[Texting]
Niki: Hyung
Niki: Heeseung Hyung
Niki: Dad
Niki: Appa
Niki: Omg dad mom died
Niki: Dad I'm pregnant
Niki: We are having Ramen right now
Heeseung: I'll be home in 10 mins wait for meh!!!
-♡-
Jake: Dude what happened last night?
Sunghoon: You were so drunk
Jake: What no I wasn't
Sunghoon: You climbed up a tree and yelled "Look it's a huge broccoli"
Jake: Omg really?
Sunghoon: That's why Heeseung Hyung left you on the road.
Jake: Makes sense why I was sleeping at my neighbor's dog house while hugging his dog
Sunghoon: ....
-♡-
Niki: Hey you know what sucks?
Jungwon: Vaccum
Niki: Do know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Jungwon: Black hole
Niki: You know what just isn't cool?
Jungwon: Lava...
-♡-
[Sunghoon driving Sunoo home from school]
Sunghoon: I TOLD YOU TO BEHAVE AT SCHOOL. Not to flash someone's clownfish into the toilet.
Sunghoon: Wtf is wrong with you?? You are grounded.
Sunoo: Okay mommy chill. It's not that deep.
Sunghoon: How the fuck I'm gonna chill?
Sunoo: You're not yourself when you're hungry. Eat Snickers [Hands him a Snickers bar]
[Stops the car ]
Sunoo: You become an Asian mom when you are hungry
Sunghoon: You are un-grounded
-♡-
Lmao I'm lazy
STAI LEGGENDO
Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
