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Heeseung: So you remember the plan for if I ever get shot right?
Jungwon: Yes.Heeseung: And what is it?
Jungwon: If you ever get shot, and as you fall to the ground I have to sing "You are my everything" no matter the circumstances.
Heeseung: Good.
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Jake: Why are you looking through a fork?
Sunghoon: I'm pretending that you're in jail.
Jake: why?
Sunghoon: It's spiritually healing
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Niki: What do you call a gay person on fire?
Jake: LGBBQ.
Sunghoon:
Jay: It's 3 am go to your room.
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Jay: Son of a bi-
Jake:[pointing at maknaes] Hey there are kids here!
Jay: -iscuit, son of a biscuit
Jake: phew~ Nice save.
Jay: Yeah, fucking nailed it!
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Sunoo: Would you kill someone for twelve dollars?
Sunghoon: I would kill myself for twelve dollars.
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Heeseung: Are you in love with Jay?
Sunghoon: [nervous] No.
Heeseung: Then why do you draw hearts and write J+S everywhere?
Sunghoon: It stands for Jealousy and Suffering.
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Jake: Do you ever just see something that just changes your life and you're like 'huh'?
Heeseung: I saw you.
Jake: Honestly that reply was so cute and sweet but it really makes this awkward because I was going to show you a photo of John Cena wearing a skirt.
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A message from my cat to yall,
Meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow-
Translation: Always remember, you may not be able to change the past but, you can still ruin the future. Get out there and fak something up-
bye-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
