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Niki: I wanna go to the liquid zoo
Heeseung: What is a liquid zoo?
Niki: You know that place is like a zoo but has liquid animals
Heeseung: You mean the aquarium?
Niki: ...yes
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Sunoo: It is said that 1 in every 4 people is gay
Jungwon: That means one of us is gay
Jake: I wish It's Heeseung
Sunghoon: We're all gay you idiots!
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Jake: I was arrested for being too cute. [flips hair]
Sunghoon: What?
Sunoo: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supportive evidence.
Jake:
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Heeseung: So what is it like dating Sunghoon?
Jay: Once I asked him to get me a glass of water while he was still pissed at me, he gave me a glass full of ice cubes and told me to wait.
Jay: I love him so damn much
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Jake: [ knocking on sunoo's door] Sunoo we have to, come out.
Sunoo: I'M GAY!
Jake: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, BUT WE STILL SUPPORT YOU!!
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Jake: Hit or miss?
Sunghoon: I guess they never miss, huh?
Sunoo: You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
Heeseung: wtf!
Niki: He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
Heeseung: Niki stop...
Jay:
Jay: He gon' skrt and hit the dab like wiz khalifa
Heeseung: They have corrupted you too...
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Niki: So You're bisexual right?
Jay: yes
Niki: So are you gay on your mom's side or dad's side
Jay:
Jay: I... never really asked...
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[Jay and Sunghoon on a date, standing in the middle of the forest]
Jay: This is my special place...I come here whenever I'm sad.
Sunghoon: Oh really? Thank you for trusting me enough to show it to-
Jay: Lol just kidding, we're lost...
Sunghoon:
A/n: Emotional damage~
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
