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Jungwon: When's your birthday?
Niki: December 9th.
Jungwon: What year?
Niki: ... Every year?
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Jungwon: Niki and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Heeseung: What did Niki do?
Jungwon: He chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Niki: [Walks into the room] Who wants a steering wheel?
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Jake: what if he kisses me?
Sunghoon: Kiss him back.
Jake: Okay...but why his back?
Sunghoon:
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Sunghoon: And I'll have a glass of your finest wine
Employee: Sir, this is a McDonalds.
Sunghoon: Okay fine!
Sunghoon: I'll have a McWine then.
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Heeseung: When you said you were 'magical with your hands' last night, this isn't exactly what I thought you meant...
Jake: [Holds up an ace of spades] Is this your card?
Heeseung: [softly] holy shit!
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Jay: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Sunoo: Aww-
Jay: And I tell myself 'If I can deal with these idiots, I can deal with anything'.
Sunoo:... Oh.
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Heeseung: Thanks for buying me dinner!
Jake: I thought you paid?
Heeseung:
Heeseung: Well I guess we're never going back there-
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Absolutely Incorrect Enhypen
FanfictionA collection of Enhypen incorrect quotes. Please don't copy the whole thing, write yours on your own. Only contains *jayhoon *heejake *sunki *sunwon *wonki and whatever tf there is I'll make the cover later :3
