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Kenji: I walked her out of the lift and outside of the building and she looked especially stunning that evening and I asked her if she would like to kiss and she nodded so we kissed!

Sigma: Crying. That's so precious.

Tachihara: damn no tongue?

Kunikida: MICHIZOU HE IS FOURTEEN

Tachihara: HE'S STILL A MAN

Kenji: I would never do anything she was uncomfortable with!!

Sigma: So proud of my child.

Kenji: What were your first kisses like?

Kunikida: Before I started the ADA I was a Maths teacher and I dated a teacher who taught English. She was my first kiss. I was 18.

Kunikida: It was a simple yet passionate kiss in the school courtyard, a student saw us and told everyone and that's when I left to join the ADA

Tachihara: i was 18 when i got drunk with gin shortly after she told me she was a girl and i touched her boobs then made out with her. with tongue.

Tachihara: best experience ever. you should try it

Kunikida: MICHIZOU THERE WILL BE NO FONDLING OF THE BREASTS

Kenji: I would never don't worry Kunikida!!

Sigma: Isn't she a lesbian?

Tachihara: irrelevant

Sigma: You guys were my first kiss, well technically Kunikida was my first then Tachihara but I count it as 2 in 1

Kenji: Wow!! I should ask the groupchat!

Sigma: Oh no.

for the love of god play nice

Kenji: What were your first kisses like??

Dazai: bloody. dark. amongst the rubble like star-crossed lovers. aged 16

Chuuya: don't traumatise them jesus christ

Nikolai: no way MINE was bloody too!

Fyodor: nikolai killed my first kiss

Kajii: of course he fucking did. BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH NUTCASES

Nikolai: my therapist got a therapist

Fukuzawa: You have a therapist?

Nikolai: HAD. i killed her when she got a bit too mouthy about me to her therapist ;)

Fyodor: i love you <3

Nikolai: aww <3

Ranpo: my first kiss was some guy at a police academy party. i got drunk and made out with him and then promptly left the party because i got bored and they ran out of food

Poe: mine was when i was 25 with ranpo...

Tecchou: nah TWENTY FIVE??? LMAO

Ranpo: talk shit again and i'll slit your throat asshole

Tecchou: try me pipsqueak

Jouno: let's not fight guys. i kissed a guy at a bar one time when i was like 19

Gin: I'd rather not talk about my first kiss

Kunikida: Oh I've heard.

Akutagawa: Was it Higuchi?

Gin: No...

Tachihara: LMAO IT WAS ME

Akutagawa: I'll kill you.

Tachihara: HEY I'M A REFORMED MAN

Higuchi: Mine was you Gin...

Gin: Trust me, I was hammered. I had to be to even think about letting Tachihara touch my boobs

Akutagawa: He did WHAT

Tachihara: gotta blast

Kajii: Mine was a sexy lady who owned a café

Dazai: gasp. THE SAME COFFEE LADY WHO I TRIED GETTING TO DOUBLE SUICIDE WITH ME

Chuuya: WHAT

Kunikida: Yeah, they had like a whole inside joke too

Chuuya: guess who is sleeping outside tonight

Dazai: BABYGIRL NO

Chuuya: DON'T CALL ME THAT

Kajii: i'm the only babygirl here >:(

Fukuzawa: My first kiss was Fukuchi

Fukuchi: Likewise my friend

Mori: Chuuya I have a new mission for you

Chuuya: fuck no i'm not doing your dirty work. greasy haired motherfucker

Kyouka: I had my first kiss today.

Atsushi: no way! that's amazing!

Kenji: :)

Yosano: mine was some girl i hooked up with after a party when i was 18. crazy shit

Kouyou: No way, so was mine!

Yosano: lesbian twinsies

Kouyou: Couple things

Akutagawa: I was never interested in such futile attempts of romance until Atsushi

Atsushi: aww

Tanizaki: i've never had my first kiss...

Naomi: LMAO EVEN I HAVE BROTHER

Nikolai: VIRGIN

Dazai: aww that's so sad

Kunikida: There's no shame!

Tanizaki: PISS OFF