Alien robot and alien parasite? what could go wrong? [TFP + Marvel]

Random Moment

Ash: Hey dad

Adam: Yeah?

Ash: I think my play station is broken

Adam: What's the prob?

Ash: When I press it this happens *Turn on the play station*

Zoffy from downstairs: Honey didn't I tell you to finish your chore before playing?!

Ash: Told ya

Adam: Hmm... guess we have to buy a new one

Ash: New play station?

Adam: No, new mom *Wheezee*

Zoffy at the door holding slipper: What did you say?

Adam & Ash: FUC-

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Rook: I can hold the world with my hands

Rudz: How so?

Rook *cup her cheek with a blush*: Like this

Rudz *Blush*: Blueberry I...

Ash & Ben: *High Five*

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Optimus: Hey Rudz

Rudz: Yeah?

Optimus: What does Megatron mean by 'I will get myself in you Prime' mean?

Rudz:....

Rudz: Where did you got that question?

Optimus: Megatron himself said it to me when we were battling each other

Rudz: Give me a moment *Throw a cube and jump in the portal*

---At the nemesis---

Rudz: MEGATRON YOU SON OF A- *Aiming the blaster* BITCH!

Megatron: WHA-

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Jack: Was it just me or Miko just literally pour the paint all over Ash when he was sleeping?

Raf: She just did that

Ash: MIKO-

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Tony: Kids, if you have any questions just ask

Ash: How do we bury a dead body after we do-

Tony: No

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Peter: Hey Dad

Steve: Yeah

Peter:.....

Steve:....

Tony at the background: HOW COULD YOU KID!

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Miko: What will happen if both of us burn down the school?

Ash: We got to celebrate and freedom is our's

Teacher: You two, detention

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Clint: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARDS ON THE CEILING?!

Ash: You said brings my grade up

Clint:....I did say that just let me-

Rudz: *Facepalm*

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Fury: Hello child

Raf:Hi old man