Me: I'm not doing anymore Norman ships for a while...
Jamie: I've no complaints...
Me: *looks at ship list* Well... He may be a bit too old for him, but at least this one isn't as bad as the last one
Jamie: Huh? Who?
Me: Don't worry. You'll see
*later, with Ash and Jamie*
Ash: Oh man! I psyched for this next ship! Almost all of them have been awesome so far!
Jamie: ...How?
Ash: Huh? How what?
Jamie: How do you still not understand what a ship means?!
Ash: What are you-
Me: *walks into the room with (A)Cilan* Hey!
(A)Cilan: Hello Ash!
Ash: Hey Cilan!
Jamie: *sighs in defeat*
Me: *notices* What's wrong?
Jamie: Nothing...
Me: Okay... Um... Anyways, here's the ship! *shows everyone the ship*
Jamie: Uh... Cilan's 16...
(A)Cilan: Yes, and even if I wasn't, I prefer the blend of flavors that is our friendship!
Ash: I have no idea what that means, but me and Cilan are great friends!
Jamie, who is completely done with Ash's stupidity: Alright! That's it!
Me: Jamie, what are you-
Jamie: *walks towards Ash* I don't get it! You were giving actual opinions on the ships when Bry explained what ships are to you and now you're back to "We'Re GrEaT fRiEnDs!!1!!1!11!" Like, DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?!
Me and (A)Cilan: O.O;
Ash: *nervous* I-I don't what you're talking about!..
Jamie: Shipping (derived from the word relationship) is the act of pairing two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television series, etc.) in a romantic relationship. GET IT NOW?! ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP! NOT JUST FRIENDS!
Ash: I-
Jamie: And let's now forget the amount of hints that been thrown at you! "Oh? Lillie and Lana were suddenly blushing at the thought of being shipped with me? I gUeSs ThEy MuSt bE sIcK tHeN!!1!!1!!"
Ash: OH MY ARCEUS! BE QUIET FOR JUST A SECOND AND LET ME EXPLAIN!
Me and (A)Cilan: *scared of Jamie*
Jamie: This better be good
Ash: First of all, I act dense. I know what a ship is. I'm not stupid
Me: That's wrong, but continue
Ash: I- whatever. Secondly, I know they're throwing hints at me. DO YOU REALLY THINK SERENA IS GOOD AT HIDING HER FEELINGS FOR ME?!
Jamie: Then why are you acting dense?
Ash: Because I don't know who I want to be with! Misty, Serena, Lillie, Lana... And a bunch more... They're all really amazing... I just don't know yet...
(A)Cilan: Pardon me, but why were you being dense towards our ship? U-unless your saying-
Ash: *chuckles* Cilan, you're amazing as well, but I can only see us as friends. No offense
Cilan: *sighs in relief* None taken
Ash: I just never know if someone will reveal if I'm not dense, so I just act that way in front of everyone...
Me: Ash... Don't stress too hard on who you want to be with. This really only for fun anyways. I'm sure you'll figure out who you want to be with eventually
Ash: *smiles* Thanks Bry
Me: That said, I want honest opinions from you from now on. Okay?
Ash: ...Yeah, I can do that. From now on, no more acting like I'm an idiot!
Jamie: Finally!
Me: Y'know that just because you aren't dense, doesn't mean that you aren't idiot
Ash: Aw come on! What happened to you being nice to me?!
Me: Who in the world tells their pokemon to use Thunder on their own FLYING TYPE?!
Ash: IT WAS THUNDER ARMOR!
Me and Ash: *arguing*
(A)Cilan: Uh... Should we stop them?
Jamie: Nah. They'll stop eventually
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(A/N Ash: *having trouble choosing who to be with* AKA: Me having trouble figuring out if I want to ship him with Misty or Serena in this book)
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Pokemon Characters React to Ships
Fantasy(Cover made by @Yvonne_Queen) So, I've seen a couple of these, and I wanted to try one myself. I'll try my best to keep everyone in character. None of the characters in this book belong to me. Except for myself, of course. Hope you enjoy!
