Jamie: What do mean people pair Norman with other people?! He's married!
Me: *remembers the cursed fanfics I found when I was younger and cringes* Trust me. There are some weird ships out there... Some worse than others...
Jamie: ...Well then. What's next on the ship list?
Me: *looks at ship list before gagging*
Jamie: Oh... This gonna be bad, isn't it...
Me: C-can you go get Norman again? I'll be right back...
Jamie's mind: 'Guess I'm about to see just how Norman's ships are...'
×after Jamie gets (A)Norman×
(A)Norman: Um... Didn't I just react not that long ago?
Jamie: Yeah, but Bry said you needed to react again
(A)Norman: Well, alright then
Me: *comes in the room with Max while holding a crucifix and a bible*
Jamie: The fact that she's holding both a crucifix AND a bible has me scared...
Max: Your scared?! I'm terrified!
(A)Norman: Why do you have a crucifix and a bible?
Me: ...Because this... *shows them the ship*
Max: WHY DOES THIS EXIST?! NO! JUST NO!
Jamie: OH HECK NO! Y'ALL NEED JESUS!
(A)Norman: ...Disgusting...
Me: Now that your done reacting *opens up my bible, holds out my crucifix, and looks at the cursed ship* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON!
Max: Wait, wha-
Me: LEAVE THIS WORLD AND RETURN TO THE DEEPS OF THE DISTORTION WORLD FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
Jamie: YES! DESTROY THE SHIP!
Me: *speaks in holy*
(A)Norman: O.O
Me: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN!
Cursed ship: *dies*
Max: YES! BEGONE!
Jamie: Why don't you do this for all cursed ships?
Me: It's a lot of work. Plus, there are some ships that need more than a crucifix and a bible to get rid of them
Jamie: *shudders* True...
(A)Norman: *still questioning what he just witnessed*
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon Characters React to Ships
Fantasy(Cover made by @Yvonne_Queen) So, I've seen a couple of these, and I wanted to try one myself. I'll try my best to keep everyone in character. None of the characters in this book belong to me. Except for myself, of course. Hope you enjoy!
