Ijichi, driving Yuji and (Y/n): So, how was your day?
Yuji: We almost got surprised adopted!
Ijichi: What?
(Y/n): We almost got kidnapped.
Ijichi: Oh, okay.
Ijichi: *Slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Yuji: Why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I would be lucky just to have a bunk bed.
Nobara:
Fushiguro:
(Y/n):
Gojo: I'm gonna tell him.
(Y/n): Don't you dare.
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(Y/n): I'm breaking up with you.
Gojo: Are you breaking up with me while I'm driving the car? You do know I have full power to end your life right?
(Y/n): What? What are you talking about?
Gojo: I'm just saying that red light looks really green right now.
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(Y/n): WHO ATE ALL THE APPLE PIE?! DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO—
Yuuta: Me.
(Y/n): —on a date?
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(Y/n), Yuji, Nobara: *Screaming*
Fushiguro: *Runs in* What's wrong, (Y/n)?
Yuji: Why are you only asking (Y/n)-chan? We're all screaming here!
Fushiguro: Because (Y/n) doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have a chance.
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(Y/n): *Being kidnapped by Geto* I hate to ask this, but can we go to McDonald's?
Geto: What the— Wait, you're not scared?
(Y/n): No! Of course not, this it like my fourth time being kidnapped.
Geto: Wait, really?
(Y/n): Yep, everyone wants me.
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Fushiguro: *Wearing a lesser shade of black*
Yuji: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
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(Y/n): *Finally leaving her room*
Gojo, and the others at the table, eating: Well, look who decided to join us.
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(Y/n): Maybe if I fell in love with anxiety it will also leave me.
Yuji: Hahahaha....What?
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Yuji: Gojo-sensei and I were crossing the streets, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
(Y/n): *Sighing* What did that idiot do?
Yuji: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Gojo: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Toudou: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
(Y/n): Yes, Barney still exists.
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Maki: (Y/n) isn't answering her phone.
Yuuta: I'll call.
Maki: Panda and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think—
(Y/n): Hello?
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Gojo: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Yuji: "Prettiest Smile"
Fushiguro: "Nicest Personality"
Nobara: "Most Likely to Start a Bar Fight"
(Y/n): "Least Likely to Start a Bar Fight but to Most Likely to Win One"
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
JJK Specials
FanficIt's the specials from my Kamado and Kozume books. I have moved them here. (Not taking requests at all so don't even ask for any) {Cover by: Kittylyne_Moon}
