(Y/n): *Looking around* Ugh! I can't find it.
Fushiguro: You can't find what?
(Y/n): My happiness.
Fushiguro: Oh—
Yuji: *Walks in*
(Y/n): Never mind I found it.
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Gojo: So, how's the cutest person in the room?
Yuji: I don't know, how are you?
Gojo: Aw, Yuji, I—
Nobara, from a different room: (Y/n)-senpai is doing okay.
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(Y/n): Why are you on the ceiling?
Gojo: *On the ceiling upside down* Why are you on the ground?
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Mahito: This date is boring!
(Y/n): This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Mahito: Then why did you invite me?
(Y/n): I didn't, I specifically said, "Don't come with me" then you said, "Fuck you (Y/n), I'll do whatever I want!"
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Nobara: *Trying to open a door* It's locked.
Yuji: Don't worry, locks are my specialty.
Yuji: *Kicks the door down*
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(Y/n): Accidentally indulged in too much 'me time', turns out I've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by Jujutsu Tech. Fushiguro slapped me once I got back.
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Panda: You have a crush on her.
Yuuta: WHAT?
Yuuta: That's not— I'm— I don't just fall for anyone who's nice to me!
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Yuji: that's a pretty rock sensei.
Gojo: Nanami gave it to me.
Nanami: I threw it at you.
Gojo: He's very sweet.
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(Y/n): In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Nanami: *Turning to Gojo* How tall are you?
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Kidnapper: We have your friend.
Fushiguro: I don't have friends.
Kidnapper: It says 'Dumbass' here on the contact name.
Fushiguro: Oh my god they have (Y/n)!
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Geto: Can we turn the light on?
Mahito: I don't need to, you're the only light I need in my life.
Geto: Mahito, please, I can't see.
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(Y/n): Hey there curses, it's me, ya boi.
Fushiguro: (Y/n), nO!
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Yuuta: Panda, what does 'thot' mean?
Panda: *Sweating* It's...It's means thoughtful person.
Yuuta: Oh, thanks!
*Later*
Yuuta: Thank you for helping me (Y/n), you're such a thot!
(Y/n): *choking* I am a WHAT!
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JJK Specials
FanfictionIt's the specials from my Kamado and Kozume books. I have moved them here. (Not taking requests at all so don't even ask for any) {Cover by: Kittylyne_Moon}
