(Y/n): ....You're giving me a sticker?
Gojo: Not just any sticker! It's a cat sticker that says "me-wow"
(Y/n): I'm not a child.
Gojo: Then, I can take if back.
(Y/n): Back off! I earned it!
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Yuji: OH NO, WE LOST (Y/N)-CHAN!
Fushiguro: Don't worry, I got this.
Nobara: What—
Fushiguro *yelling*: GRAVITY.
(Y/n) *yelling back*: I DON'T UNDERTSAND WHY GRAVITY EXISTS. IT'S DUMB.
Fushiguro: Found her.
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(Y/n): *holding a sign that says "Free Hugs"*
Everyone: *Jumps at her*
(Y/n): *Screeches*
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Inumaki: Salmon.
(Y/n): I see, and how does that make you feel.
Inumaki: Tuna mayo.
Maki *watching*: What the—
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(Y/n): All in all, what a successful mission.
Yuji: Gojo-sensei almost died!
(Y/n): Like I said, a successful mission.
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Mahito: I fear nothing, but that thing...
*Points at (Y/n), who's throwing knives at the wall*
Mahito: I fear.
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Panda: If you took a shot for every bad or stupid decision you have made, what would be your current state?
Inumaki: Salmon.
Maki: A bit tipsy.
Nobara: Drunk.
Fushiguro: Wasted.
Yuji: Dead.
(Y/n): Already in the grave.
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Yuuta: Want to be my friend?
*Raises hand for high-five*
Yuuta: High-five if you want to be my friend.
(Y/n): *Gently high-fives his face*
Yuuta: *Squeals*
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Panda: If you could marry anyone, who would it be!
Everyone: Kozume (Y/n).
(Y/n): Baji Keisuke.
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Getou: I have an army of curses.
Gojo: We have a (Y/n).
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Toudou: If I said, "I love you", would you say it back?
(Y/n): Yeah.
Toudou: I love you.
(Y/n): It back.
Toudou:
*Five minutes later*
Miwa: Why is Toudou-senpai crying?
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Sukuna: Emotions and attachments are pitiful, useless things. Letting them get in the way is something only a fool would do. Nothing in this world will affect me. Thank god I'm strong, emotionless, cold bad cur—
(Y/n): Hello.
Sukuna: Here's my soul.
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Gojo: Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
(Y/n): Yeah. Break their bones. They have 206 of those.
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JJK Specials
FanfictionIt's the specials from my Kamado and Kozume books. I have moved them here. (Not taking requests at all so don't even ask for any) {Cover by: Kittylyne_Moon}
