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30 ways to annoy your parents 2

My shout outs are for Celeste-j-w-15, __bornwild, CelticLands, FlipThatBirdy and princessofprince.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name. 

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards. 

5. Run into walls. 

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 

9. Say all of the words in a film. 

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!" 

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm with silly."

12. Talk to a pen. 

13. Constantly talk to them and don't stop. 

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip your toenails" 

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 

18. Say "mum" at the start of every sentence.

19. Look shocked and then when they ask you what is wrong say "nothing,"

20. When you shower or bath yell "Theres a floater."

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" 

22. Pretend to be a phone. 

23. Try to swim in the floor. 

24. Tap on their door all night. 

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents! 

28. Pass out bananas.

29. Ask how much is 1 square of chocolate is.

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......" 

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