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May I...
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Love
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
Engaged
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
Happiest
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
Dance
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
I love you
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
To the end of the world
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?
Not feeling well
John: I can't go to school today.
Dad: Why not?
John: I don't feel well
Dad: Where don't you feel well?
John: In school!
Handwriting
John: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Dad: That's a good idea, Jordan.
John: No, it's not. Then she'll know I can't spell.
One hundred
John : Hey, Dad, I got a hundred in school today!
Dad: That's great. What in?
John: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Report card
Dad : Let me see your report card.
John : I don't have it.
Dad : Why not?
John : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Can you see in the dark
John: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
John: Your name on this report card.
Something important
Teacher: What's something that you need now that you cannot see or feel?
Student 1980: Air
Student 2015: Wifi
Teacher : Tell me an example of creature who can live on land as well as water?
Frogs
Student : Frog
Teacher : Good. But give me another example please
Student : Another Frog..!
Late
Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because of the sign miss.
Teacher : What is that sign?
Student : The one which says, "School ahead, Go slow".
Starting with I
Teacher : Jessie, Give me a sentence which starting with the letter "I"
Jessie : I is....
Teacher : No Jessie, Always the letter "I" start like I am....
Jessie : Ok Madam." I am the ninth letter of the Alphabet"
Drinking water
Teacher : John, Drinking more water is good or bad?
John : Undoubtedly, Good miss
Teacher : Very good, So John tell me why we drink water?
John : Because we can't eat water. That is why we drink water.
Naming 5
Teacher : Name 5 creatures that live in water
Student : Frog...
Teacher : Very good. Name other 4 creatures...
Student : His mother, His father, His sister and His brother..!
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