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What do you think they have?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below!
The answer is: "A Last Name."
Letters
Find Me! I start with ‘P’ and end with ‘E’, but I have thousands of letters. Who am I?
Answer: Post Office
Written
What is a word comprise of 4 letters, stills is also made of 5. Occasionally written with 12 letters and later with 5. Never written with 5 but happily with 7.
Answer: What, Still, Occasionally, Later, Never, Happily
Something
When you do know me about me, them I am definitely something. You will always search for me. But when you know me, I am nothing. Who am I?
Answer: I’m a Riddle!!
Knowledge
I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
Answer: I’m your brain!
Alphabet
I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Answer: Alphabet ‘C’
28 days
I have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
Answer: All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
Building
Find me who am I. I am the building with number stories.
Answer: A Library
Scientists
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
Answer: AND
Incorrectly
What is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Answer: Incorrectly
Not speaking
Everyone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Answer: Silence
Foot but no legs
Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail
Never goes up
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Young and old
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I
A: A candle
Daughters name
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
Pocket
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
Pink
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
Crash
Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
Rain
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
Longest word
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
If I drink I die
Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
A: A fire!
Cooking
Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
Add two letters
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
Travels
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!
Time
Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M
4 eyes
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi
Share
Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
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