On paper they were absolutely perfect together. So, of course, when he needed a fake girlfriend, she was the obvious choice. The plan was foolproof. There was only one tiny little problem. They didn't like each other.
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username: I think you should take me back to your bog instead of Eileen...
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comeoneileen: from left to right we have: an actual goddess, a giant and a beautiful fairy princess
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selerina: it was so fun joining you tonight! good luck on the rest of your tour! ❤️
comeoneileen: selerinayou were unreal! thank you!! ❤️
annainabandana: awe, I love you so much!
comeoneileen: annainabandana I love ya too, wifey 💖
hozier: ignoring the fact that you called me a giant, this is very cute 🥰
comeoneileen: hozier you might be a giant... but you're my giant 🥰
hozier: comeoneileenyou're forgiven 😘
jamesatthebay: comeoneileen hozier stop being so lovey-dovey and get a goddamn room
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Authors note: Sorry for this kind of crappy chapter! It was just a little filler, because the next one will be the last in act one, and guys, I am so excited!!
Also, thank you all so much for 200+ reads!!! This is insane, thank you!!