(Origins) Incorrect Quotes

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Fandom: Origins

Ship: E

Type: Incorrect Quotes

Warnings: Harsh Language

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Daveed: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I'm a good person.

[Pushes random camper out of Window]

Daveed: And even deeper down, I'm a bigger asshole.
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Riccaro: Is 4 alot?

Lychee: Depends on the context.

Lychee: Dollars? No.

Lychee: Murder? Yes
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Ricarro: Can I dye my hair black?

Cal and Xylo: No.

[5 Hours Later]

Lychee: [Dying Ricarro's hair black] You got to show them you don't give a fuck.

Riccaro: But you told me to do it.
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Daveed: Bitch! Get your fucking dog!

Lychee: It don't bite.

Momji: (Barking and Growling)

Daveed: BITCH YES IT FUCKING DO!

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Monty: If I stay in bed I'll be warm.

Monty: But if I take a shower I'll also be warm.

Monty: But the space between the bed and shower, no, that's not warm.

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Brandon: So what's the new rule here?

Divinus Magia: No daring Inmo to do stupid things anymore.

Brandon: Why?

Inmo: Because I have no regard for my personal wellbeing.

Brandon: Exactly.
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Mari: [Rubbing her temples] Come on, pick up

Mania: What are you doing?

Mari: Calling Rin

Mania: But.... Your phone's off..

Mari: Yeah, I mean telepathically.

Mania: There's no way that's going to wo-

Rin: Hey, sorry I missed your call.

Mania:
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Rikku: I'm afraid Shino

Shino: You can hide behind me if you would like.

Rikku:Thank you Shino

Shino:

Rikku:

Shino: Could you please not cling to my leg
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Artemis: I'm not wearing that.

Shino: Listen listen listen, what I like about this one is how it shows your confidence.

Artemis: But I don't have that!
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(Artemis after being gone for awhile)

Artemis: Hey guys I brought some Pizza

Shino: (Traumatized after everything that happened)

Rikku: (also traumatized after seeing the dead body)

Artemis:

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Clover: With a heavy heart, I resign from-

Rikku: No.

Clover: What-

Rikku: No. It's not allowed.

Clover:

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Artemis: Sleep? Who's she? I don't know her.

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Venus: Why did you give a laser gun to Artemis!?

Mario: Artemis felt unsafe.

Venus: Now everyone else feels unsafe!

Mario: I'm sorry..

Venus:

Mario: Would everyone else like a gun too?

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Kol: It was an act of political sacrifice!

Shino: FUCKING SACRIFICE?

Shino: YOU CALL ROBBING A BANK WITH VILLAINS POLITICAL SACRIFICE?

Kol: well maybe just political.

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A/N: Some incorrect quotes.



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