Guardians of the Galaxy

Unexpected Turn of Events

15 years later

I woke up in my quarters when I heard knocking on my door. I groaned and said

"Come in, please."

Kraglin came in through my door.

"Oh, hey. Morning, Kraglin."

"Morning, Slade. Captain needs to see you in his quarters."

"I'll be right there."

In Yondu's quarters

"Slade."

"Captain, you needed me."

"We've got another assignment. Remember Ego?"

"Oh no. Not another illegal moving job. He's going to get us in trouble one of these days."

"Sakar's never going to find out. And I aim to make sure of that."

"Got it. Who's the kid this time?"

"We don't know that yet. We're going to Ego to find out."

Time skip to Ego's Planet

Blake: Why the crap did he have to give his planet a scary face?

Yondu: It's not that bad, you wimps.

Kraglin: Maybe he wants to keep out the neighbors or something?

Blake: What neighbors? There's no one else out here.

Yondu: We'll take the smaller ship and get to his house.

Time skip to Ego's Castle

"Well, well, well." boomed Ego "If it isn't my favorite collectors."

"This better be good, Ego. You know if anyone finds out about what you hired us to do, we'll get exiled, man."

"Don't worry. This is the last job."

"Good! Where's the location?"

"Earth. Or as you aliens call it, Terra."

"Terra? The human planet?"

"Yeah. The boy's name is Peter Quill."

"Alright. So long, Ego."

Time skip to outside the ship

"Last job. Thank goodness."

"Yeah. Sakar will never find out. What are we so worried about?"

"Come on, Slade. Let's get Terra and get the job over with."

We nearly lifted off. But then the engine malfunctioned. And we were high in the air.

"Oh, that's not good."

We fell, screaming, into a cavern. Luckily we got out before the ship blew up.

"Slade! You alright, boy?!"

"I'll be alright, captain."

We looked at the wreckage.

"Dang it. We'll have to get Kraglin down with the ship."

"Wait, hold on."

We looked down the cavern.

"What's that down there?"

"I don't see anything."

"Come on. Let's go check it out."

What we saw in the corridor, millions upon millions of alien carcasses of every species.

"What the crap is all this?"

"Dead alien bodies."

"What kind of idiot puts alien carcasses in a cavern? He must be sick in the head!"

"He must be!"

"Come on, let's get out of here!"