Origins Oneshots. (FINISHED)

(Incorrect Quotes) OoO, FTO, Gymnastics AU

Eden:

Eden: Oh my god you're an idiot
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David: I have feelings for you

Mario, blushing: You do?

David: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
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Brandon: Do you ever want to place your hands on somebody's cheeks, look into their eyes and then violently shake their head until their neck snaps?

Lucas: Well that took an unexpected turn..

Devin: so did their neck
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David: No, it would be against my moral compass!

Lucas: Your moral compass is a russian roulette wheel.
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Mori: [Hitting Jericho]

Jericho: Ow! What are you doing!?

Mori: Hitting on you

Jericho: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT- wait what?
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*Playing Scrabble*

Lucas: I'll start by adding an "A"

Blake: I'll add to your "A" to make "As"

Mario: I'll add to your "As" to make "Ass"

David: I'll add to your "Ass" to make "My father is the biggest ass for being a dick to my mom and treating me like shit"

Lucas: That isn't how you play the game David.

David: *flips table*
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Devin: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

David: What??

Devin: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?
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Mori: *yawns*

Jericho: Yeah, being beautiful must be tiring.

Mori, winking: Well then you must be exhausted

[Jericho aggressively blushing RED]
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Lychee: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Nad..

Cal:........ Really?

Lychee: Yes.

Davis: You accidentally slept with Nad..?

Lychee: Yes.

Cal and Davis: Accidentally?

Lychee: Yes.

Riccaro: I don't understand, did you trip over something?
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Jakey: If you had to go on a date with anyone of us, who would you chose?

Lychee: No way

Bryan: I'm not answering that

Cal: Davis...

Everyone:...

Cal: I mean! No way I'm not answering that!
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Lychee: Describe yourself in one word

Nad: Yours

Lychee, tearing up: Disgusting

Lychee: Say it again
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Cal: That's it! You're all in trouble! Riccaro, no music for you. Davis, no basketball for you. And Lychee.. Oh gosh, is there anything you like?

Lychee: Murder

Cal: No murder for you!

Lychee: I was gonna say "I'll kill you" but I guess that's off the table now.
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Riccaro: I can't find my phone

Xylo: okay, I'll call you

Riccaro: no wait-

Phone ringing: you are my dad (You're my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Riccaro:

Xylo:

Riccaro:.. I can explain
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Lee: You've been observing Lychee for 48 hours now. What have you discovered?

Nad: That people fall in love with him easily

Lee:... An example?

Nad, tearing up: me
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Davis: I love you Bryan

Bryan, blushing: I-I love you too, Davis

Davis: [turns to Lychee] See Lychee? It's fine to tell your friends you love them.

Lychee, nonchalantly: Bryan fainted
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A/N: Ah, I have like 20 oneshots draft but like only two make the cut.. AHH, I ALSO NEED TO WORK ON GRIMSHADE. I'm like halfway the next chapter soo hopefully it's soon.

Anywho, I spent like the whole day reading. And I suddenly feel way relaxed.