Avengers in a Chatroom!

Living Together

Gosh I'm running out of ideas! Thankfully this one popped into my head because I watched How I Met Your Mother last night. Okay enjoy!

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: Has anyone seen tony? He wasn't in the lab all day! We were planning to make popcorn...

Clint: What are you 9?!

Natasha: No we haven't seen stark...probably still has a hangover from that drinking game...

Bruce: Lol yeah true....

Clint: ....,Natasha?

Natasha: yes Clint? :3

Clint: Where is my tooth brush?

Bruce: Why would you be asking her?

Natasha: we decided to live together

Bruce: OMG OMG TONY DID YOU....oh right...no tony...

Clint: Why are all my socks missing?!?

Natasha: ......

Clint: WHERE IS MY BOW AND ARROW LAMP?!?!

Natasha: Clint...now that we are together, there had to be a BALANCE between us. Like we can share socks!

Clint: AND TOOTH BRUSHES?!?

Natasha: No! I was planning to buy you a knew one since you've had that one since Budapest

Clint: Hehe those were some good times...

Natasha hehehe

Bruce: ugh....this is gross

Clint: But why the bow and arrow lamp!? You said you liked it!!

Natasha: Clint Honey....there's a thing called lying..

Clint: WHAT?!

Natasha: I'm sorry! But that thing was hideous!

Clint: Wut if I said your SPIDER COLLECTION WAS HIDEOUS?!?

Natasha: GASP you wouldnt!!

Clint: Give me my lamp back!

Natasha: No! It's weird!!

Clint: Fine, then say bye bye to your little...friends

Natasha: Clint you take any of them and so help me god....

Clint: HEY! I found my lamp!

Bruce: where was it?

Clint: in...the closet with a now on top

Natasha: fine you got me! I broke your lamp-

Clint: *squeels like a girl*

Natasha: shuuush! But I got you a knew one and I was gonna surprise you...

Clint: but I thought you said you didn't like it?

Natasha: well...we all make sacrifices for the people we love right?

Bruce: AWWWWWW

Clint: hehe yeah....um...

Natasha: what is it honey?

Clint: well...before I knew you got me the knew lamp...I kind threw all you rare bugs in the garbage disposal....

Natasha: ....O_e

Bruce: o_o you are so dead Barton

Clint: uh...I love you?

Natasha: IM SETTING FIRE TO YOUR LAMP!!!!

Clint: NOOOOO!

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

Bruce: Wow...thanks for leaving me guys...

[Slender Man is online]

Slender Man: ooooo the hulk! This is going to be fun!

Bruce: >:( Slender! What are you doing here?!

Slender Man: oh just going about my business...making deals...talking with your good friend tony stark

Bruce: What have you done with Stark and Thor?!

Slender Man: Oho! You're very clever! I was just having a nice chat with them and I'm sure they miss you fondly...please come with me?

Bruce: No

Slender Man: Fine, the hard way then

Bruce: Have you forgotten that a giant indestructible green monster lives inside me?!

Slender Man: Oh let's give him a little rest hmm? [Slender Man injects Bruce with needle]

Bruce: AHHHH! What was that?!

Slender Man: the cure to your...mutation

Bruce: 0.0 you...you have the cure?

Slender Man: oh yes and I know so much more. Come with me and I can show you!

Bruce: ....no! You're lying you bald Slender bastard!

Slender Man: growls...okay...we'll do this the HARD WAY!

Bruce: GAHHHH! AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH!!!!

[The Chatroom is now empty]

I honestly have to say that I felt bad writing this. I LOVE banner...he's awesome! But they must go down! Don't worry...he's not dead...yet! Lol jk so what did you think? Comment please!!!