Avengers in a Chatroom!

Love at First Sight

Oooookay....so I felt really bad about making Caroline Bruce's cousin (I read your comments and I thought "Jesus I'm turning into a cold heartless bitch" so I decided to give him a break. Don't worry, it'll still be funny! There's just gonna be a bit more serious romance in the air! Enjoy!

[Bruce is online]

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

Tony: Bruce, get off of the carpet

Bruce: I appreciate your concern for me but-

Tony: Oh no my concern is that your tears are going to make the carpet weird.

Steve: Bruce, we just want you to be happy again!

Bruce: No! Being happy doesn't suit me!

Tony: Well do you want me to hook you up with one of my lady friends? I know LOTS who would love to-

Bruce: Really Tony, just leave me alone. That's all ill ever be for the rest of my life. Alone.

[Bruce has logged off]

Steve: Wow....

Tony: WE NEED TO MAKE MY SCIENCE BRO FEEL BETTER!

Steve: How?! Bruce has the worst luck in the world! It's not like his one true love or whatever is going to walk right out of that elevator!

[Pepper is online]

[Tessa is online]

Pepper: Hey guys! This is my sister Tessa and she is going to be your new lab intern Tony. Make sure you go easy on her

Tessa: Seriously Pepper, I can take care of myself.

Pepper: Tony...do NOT set her on fire like the last intern!

Tony: Noooo promises!

Pepper: -_-

[Pepper has logged off]

Steve: Hi I'm Captain America, but you can just call me Steve

Tessa: Hey Cap, Pepper has told me all about you!

Steve: Really? Like what?

Tessa: Oh well your whole story and how tragic it was and how she secretly thinks that you and Coulson would be THE CUTEST EVA!

Steve: Ooooookay....well then....

Tony: You must know me Pots, I'm-

Tessa: Tony Stark, Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?

Tony: Hmmm not bad. Got anything else to impress me with?

Tessa: I can assemble and disassemble a nuke in under fifteen seconds while downing three glasses of scotch

Tony: YOU ARE HIRED.

Tessa: So do you guys really work for the Avengers?

Tony: No no no, they work for me

Steve: We work for Fury, Stark.

Tessa: No way that is sooo sick!

Steve: I didn't think it was THAT bad...

Tony: No you Capsicle! That's good!

Tessa: there's more of you right?

Tony: Oh yeah, a couple master assassins...a Demi-god.....

Steve: Don't forget-

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: Guys, where is Phantom of the Opera? I feel like drowning myself in emotions right about-

Tessa: O_O

Bruce: O_O

Tessa: Uh....uh....

Bruce: I...um...

Tessa: Er....Bruce? Or Mr. Banner?

Bruce: You can call me anything

Tessa: o.o Well uh...excuse me for saying this but...you're not wearing any pants

Bruce: GAHH! OMIGOD I am so sorry I...I...I...I...I....

Steve: Let's go Banner!

Bruce: Yes um...yeah uh....I never quite caught your name...?

Tessa: I'm...Tessa Pots

Bruce: Oh, great lovely well nice meeting you!

[Bruce has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

Tony: ^-^

Tessa: Don't look at me like that!

Tony: ^-^

Tessa: Stop it!

Tony: ^-^

Tessa: I said stop!

Tony: Say Tessie....do you have an interest with men who turn into green monsters?

[Tessa has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

This was one of those chapters where it wasn't exactly funny, more for a story arch. But if you found it funny, great! Comment if you like the BruceXTessa pair! Also check out my other story, "Falling in Love With a Green Monster in Purple Shorts"! Comment please!