Avengers in a Chatroom!

Is Everything Settled?

Will Loki and Natasha finally have things settled? Will the Avengers get their two leaders back? How is a Blender involved in all this? Remember to enjoy :)

[Loki is online]

[Natasha is online]

Loki: Are you um...ready to go back?

Natasha: Yeah I guess...

Loki: Don't worry

Natasha: I SHOULD!!

Loki: Everything will be fine

Natasha: Okay...

[The Avengers are online]

Clint: NATAASHAAAAA!!

Natasha: CLIIIIIIINNNTTT

Loki: Oh I'm gonna barf

Bruce: Welcome back favorite couple ever

Thor: THESE HAVE BEEN THE ANGSTIEST DAYS IN ALL OF HISTORY!

Bruce: Your fan girls have been ripping their hair out for some Clintasha action

Loki: ......

Natasha: Where's Jean?!

Clint: Oh she's sleeping. Fell asleep to the sound of your voice!

Natasha: Wait but I wasn't here...

Clint: Natasha I have so many voice recordings of you

Natasha: Oh...okay

Loki: Where are Steve and Stark?

Bruce: Oh....well...uh

Thor: They...might have....quit

Natasha: WHAT?!

Loki: HOW?!

Clint: They were just having a stupid fight and quit! Bruce is the only one who knows what it was about

Bruce: Nooo I don't know a THING. I was watching Les Mis

Natasha: Grrr do you know how long it took to recruit Stark? How many SEDUCTIVE DRESSES HAD TO WEAR?!

Clint: Don't worry! We have thought of the perfect solution to get them back!

Loki: And that is...?

Thor: SLUMBER PAAAARTAAAAYY!!!!!

Natasha: Really...a slumber party

Bruce: YUP! *shoves Natasha out door* and you aren't invited!

Natasha: WAIT A MINUET!! *slams on door*

Clint: HOLD ON THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN!!

Thor: THIS SLUMBER OF PARTIES IS MEN ONLY! NOW GO GET MY STRAITENING IRON AND BEARD COMB!!

Bruce: I'll go make giant popcorn!

Clint: Guys can I talk to Loki alone?

Bruce: Oh yeah sure. We didn't want to get in this shit storm anyway

[Bruce has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

Clint: Loki I swear to god if you ever-

Loki: Everything is fine Agent Barton. Everything worked out perfectly

Clint: So everything is settled

Loki: Well...

Clint: WELL WHAT?!

Loki: There's the fact that I still love her...

Clint: -_-

Loki: And I know she's not telling me something

Clint: Well Natasha keeps a lot of secrets

Loki: This isn't some small I-ate-the-last-cookie type of thing. This is BIG!

Clint: so what are we gonna do about it

Loki: I don't know...

Clint: Alright well it will come out eventually. So this is where I make my threat right?

Loki: I believe so

Clint: IF YOU EVER...EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN I WILL TAKE THE HELMET AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. I HAVE WORKED TOO LONG AND TOO HARD TO LOSE HER TO SOME WHINEY BABY GOD! SO BACK OFF!

Loki: yes yes I get it...

Clint: Good. Now go go find Stark and I'll find Rogers then we'll bring them here

Loki: I have this strange feeling something is gonna happen tonight

Clint: It's probably your love senses still tingling. You'll get over it

[Loki has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

Natasha: ......god damn it......what am I going to tell them?!

[Natasha has logged off]

Sorry that was short I just needed a chapter to build up to the SHIT STORM you will witness in the next chapter! Comment and review please!