Avengers in a Chatroom!

Baby Stark

Here. It. ISSSS! The birth of the Pepperoni BABY! I am so excited so I will only say one things before you dive in. Something is going to happen. Later, maybe a couple of chapters after, that will be pretty big. Alright that's it. Enjoy!!

[Tony is online]

[Pepper is online]

[Steve is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Thor is online]

Tony: Honey, do you think you could maybe give me a carrot?

Pepper: No! I'm hungry!

Thor: But...you took the whole Veggie Plater Mrs. Stark

Pepper: Oh sooo sooorrryy that I have to feed the growing human inside me!

Bruce: Um why does my soap have teeth marks?

Pepper: It smelled good!

Natasha: Guys come on, obviously she is pregnant and is dealing with the side effects-

Pepper: Oh like you would know Miss Know-It-All. If anything, pregnancy should be the LAST thing you know about. Besides, little Hawk babies would be weird...

Natasha: THAT'S IT. Hold me back Clint!

Tony: Woah woah woah settle down girls!

Pepper: Omg I am soooo sorry Nat!

Steve: Are you...crying Pepper?

Pepper: What does it look like Steve?!

Thor: *tries to grab a small piece of broccoli*

Pepper: *smacks hand away and gives the death stare*

Clint: So when is the baby due Stark?

Tony: Any day now...I'm really excited!

Pepper: Now your not gonna flip out this time right?

Tony: Pah-leeze! I've watched so many videos on this stuff I highly doubt I will be even slightly bothered.

Bruce: It's true, I've seen him watch hours of shows about giving birth.

Natasha: I have to say Tony...I'm impressed

Tony: Hey, when you've got it, you've got it. Seems like I'm really cut out to be a dad huh?

Pepper: Oh my god Tony

Tony: Yeeeesss?

Pepper: My water just broke.

Tony:WENEEDTOGETYOUTOAHOSPITALNOWHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPWTHWTHWTHWTHWTFWTFWTFIMGONNAFLIPTHESHITIM GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!

Steve: PANICKING PANICKING PANICKING!!

Clint: CODE WHITE I REPEAT CODE WHITE

Natasha: I'll call an ambulance!

Thor: There is no time! PEPPER STARK OPEN YOU LEGS AND TAKE SEVERAL DEEP BREATHS. I SHALL DELIVER THE CHILD!!

Pepper: GET AWAY FROM ME THOR!

Bruce: Gah I am FLIPPIN I am so FLIPPIN

Clint: DON'T GO ALL HULK NOW!!

Bruce: YOU HONESTLY THINK I WANT TO?!

Tony: OH GREAT THE FIRST THING MY BABY IS GOING TO SEE IS A GIANT GREEN MONSTER

Pepper: WHY ARE ALL OF YOU JUST STANDING AROUND!!?!?!?! I. AM. IN. LABOR!!

Natasha: The ambulence will be here soon!!

[Fury is online]

[Ant Man is online]

[Wasp is online]

Fury: So you guys are gonna join the Avengers?

Ant Man: Well we'd like to be introduced to the team first if you don't mind

Fury: Of course! Why here they are now-

Bruce: *wrapped up in fetal position*

Steve: AHHHHH!! FONDUE FONDUE FONDUE FONDUE FONDUE!!

Thor: JUST SPREAD YOUR LEGS PEPPER!!

Pepper: A HUMAN BEING IS COMING OUT OF MY BODY RIGHT NOW!!

Natasha: THIS IS CRAZIER THAN BUDAPEST!!

Clint: WE REMEBER IT DIFFERENTLY REMEMBER?!

Tony: IM GONNA BE A DAD. IM GONNA BE A DADDY. SOME STRANGER IS GONNA CALL ME DAD. I MADE THIS STRANGER WHO WILL CALL ME DAD. IM GONNA BE A DAD....

Fury: ......

Wasp: Um...you know...maybe the Avengers just isn't our thing

Ant Man: Yeah sorry we just um...remembered that we have to go to that other meeting

Fury: Oh come on guys they are just...acting weird and I don't know why but-

Wasp: Sorry Fury

Fury: WAIT WAIT WAIT NOO-

[Ant Man has logged off]

[Wasp has logged off]

Fury: God damn it...

[Furt has logged off]

Natasha: THE AMBULANCE IS HERE!

Steve: Alright get her in the car!!

Pepper: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWW!

Clint: If you want to squeeze my hand to let out the pain Pepper, you can.

Pepper: *squeezes*

Clint: *gasping in pain*

Tony: I'm here I'm here omg this is it people!!!

Bruce: Let's get this show on the road!

[Tony has logged off]

[Pepper has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

[Loki is online]

Loki: Hullo Banner, what's going on?

Bruce: PEPPER IS GOING INTO LABOR

Loki: OHMYGOD

[Loki has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Alright I know I know...cliffhanger. But hey, that's the way I roll! So the next chapter will reveal the winning name of the girl! Please comment and review!