Avengers in a Chatroom!

Relapses

So this is strictly a Loki and Natasha chapter. That is until the end a surprise guest comes in! What will happen to Clintasha?!

[Loki is online]

[Natasha is online]

Loki: ....

Natasha: ....

Loki: so....

Natasha: Don't talk to me

Loki: Natasha I know you feel it. That spark you first got when we met.

Natasha: I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

Loki: Natasha...

Natasha: ...I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Loki: IT NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED!!

Natasha: YOU INFURIATE ME!

Loki: WHY DO YOU MAKE ME MA ALL THE TIME?!

Natasha: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BITCH?!

Loki: I HATE YOU!!

Natasha: I HATE YOU!! ....no Loki I'm sorry I didn't mean it...

Loki: I didn't mean it as well. Please forgive me...

Natasha: ...what happened to us? Now that I got all my memories back I...

Loki: You what?

Natasha: It's nothing...

Loki: Look, I know we were not always the best of friends. True I nearly killed your many times-

Natasha: Where is this going?

Loki: I'm trying to say that no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't bring myself to kill you. You see? The bond between us was still there.

Natasha: But I have a FAMILY now Loki. I love Clint and Jean! They are the only true family I have. And even though I cannot deny that spark or chemistry or whatever between us, I can't turn my back on my family.

Loki: sigh...I...I get it

Natasha: And what about Janis? Don't you love her?

Loki: She...kinda...dumped me...

Natasha: OMIGOD LOKI LAUFREYSON GOT DUMPED XD

Loki: Haha shut up! She left me actually...

Natasha: For who?! How could she possibly leave someone amazing like-

Loki: O.o

Natasha: Um...anyway...who?

Loki: Slender Woman...

Natasha: JANIS IS A LESBIAN?!?!?????!!?!

Loki: Yes...

Natasha: OH MY GOD.

Loki: Yup

Natasha: Oh Christ Loki I am so sorry...

Loki: I'm fine with it...

Natasha: How is Jessie taking it?

Loki: I don't know...I haven't seen her in weeks

Natasha: You know Clint has been really REALLY busy with Jean and...and we haven't had much time with each other. Wow why is it so easy to talk to you?

Loki: Because we love each other

Natasha: UGH! Stop saying that!

Loki: WHAT?! For once I'm telling the truth! I am hopelessly in love with you Natasha

Natasha: ....I don't know what to do

Loki: Do what makes you happy

Natasha: Can you just kiss me?

Loki: WHAT?!

Natasha: JUST AS AN EXPERIMENT! I just want to see...

Loki: Alright...*kisses*

Natasha: *kisses*

Loki: ....woah

Natasha: ...woah....i suddenly feel...villainous again...I HAVE TO GO!

[Natasha has logged off]

Loki: Natasha wait!

[Loki has logged off]

[Blender is online]

[Mysterious Person is online]

MP: Did she tell him yet?

Blender: *intelligent british accent* No...I think she's afraid...but they kissed!

MP: Excellent! Operation: Tearing Down the Avengers is going as planned!

Blender: When do you think she will tell the god she was-

MP: SHHH! Don't say it on here they might be listening!

Blender: right...so I'm just gonna go be with-I mean spy on JARVIS

MP: You're not falling for that mess of wires are you?

Blender: WHAT? Pfft! No! Pfft! Hehehe what makes you think that?! I would never like that buttery...rich...British accent...

MP: -_- c'mon...time to get back to work. By the end o this week the Avengers will be RIPPED APART!!

[Mysterious Person has logged off]

[Blender has logged off]

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