Avengers in a Chatroom!

I freaking hate one direction

Due to popular votes (and because I liked it) this one was the best. Enjoy!

~Fairfarren all

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

Clint: Hey baby?

Natasha: ..........

Clint: Nat?

Natasha: ........

Clint: NATASHA!

Natasha: Omigod what?

Clint: you've been ignoring me for the past week! What's wrong with you?!

Natasha: well sorry I've been a little preoccupied!

Clint: a little?! Nat, when I asked if you wanted to go play Budapest, you shrugged and kept looking at ur phone! You love it when we do Budapest.

Natasha: I did no such thing! And I don't love Budapet! You don't make it challenging enough!

Clint: Well I'm sorry that I don't have rigged explosives and the good quality rope you used to tie me up.

[Tony is online]

Tony: I heard ropes and tying people up. What are we talking about?

Clint: Natasha isn't paying attention to me!

Tony: is this true Nat?

Natasha: ........

Clint: See!?

Tony: Hold on, I may have seen this before. Hey Nat........One Direction.

Natasha: OMIGOD SQUEEEEELLLL ISN'T NIALL SOOOOOOOO CUTE HOLY CRAP I AM HARRY STYLES WIFE!!!! THEY ARE SO FRIGGIN SEXXY I NEED TO TOUCH THEM!!!!

Tony: I knew it!

Clint: oh my god! Tony, what's wrong with her?!

Tony: I'm sorry Clint, but she has turned into a......Directioner!

Clint: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tony: It's gonna be okay Clint

Clint: No! No it won't be! Now that she has one direction, she'll never speak to me again! Let alone look at me. Oh god I love her too much to let her turn into a full Directioner! What do we do?

[Loki is online]

Loki: I know how to cure agent Romanov ：）

Tony: Oh hell no! Get out of here Loki!

Loki: alright, I guess agent Barton wishes to never play Budapest again...

Clint: Wait!

Loki: Yes my hawkward fellow?

Clint: tell me how to fix Nat

Tony: Clint!

Clint: I have no choice! I can't let this happen to Nat!

Tony: ugh....fine. Whatever. I just hope it doesn't involve me.

Loki: oh it won't require any of your assistance mr stark. I only need Clint.

Clint: okay...what do you want me to do?

Loki: Well you see...all I need from you is......a favor.

Clint: A favor?

Loki: yeah, a favor that I can keep for a rainy day. If I do this, you owe me

Tony: Don't do it Clint!

Clint: fine. Deal. Just help her already!

Loki: ＼(^o^)／ excellent!

[Loki has invited Thor to the Chatroom]

Thor: you have invited me brother! Is this a change of heart?

Loki: no u stupid oaf! I'm doing something for Clint.

Thor: （ーー；）oh

Loki: Agent Romanov, look this way!

Natasha: ugh what do you guys want!? I'm in the middle of reading a Zayne fanfic!

Loki: Oh I just wanted to tell you that Thor is a big fan of One Direction to!

Natasha: ！(◎_◎;) what?

Thor: OMIGOD SQUEEEELLL! NIALL IS JUST THE CUTEST AND LOUIS IS JUST A LITTLE CUTIE PIE ISN'T HE?! OH MY GOD IM GOING TO FAINT!!!

Tony: I think this is the weirdest chat I have ever had with you guys.

[Tony has logged off]

Natasha: .....

Clint: Did it work?

Loki: Five, four, three, two...

Natasha: You know what...I sorta don't like One direction anymore.

Clint: Thank you so much Loki!

Loki: Whatever you still owe me.

Natasha: Ugh...what happened?

Clint: You were put under dark evil magic, but now ur okay!

Natasha: hey Clint?

Clint: Yes my sweet thing from above?

Natasha: can we play Budapest?

Clint: I'll go get the rope and oil!

[Clint has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

Thor: I NEEEED TO GO TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS SOOO BAD AND HEAR THEIR SWEET ANGEL VOICES THAT CAME FROM A UNICORN'S REAR!

Loki: You are an embarrassment.

Thor: but brother........YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE!

Loki: shut up.

Thor: THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED!

Loki: why does my hair turn you on?!

Thor: THE WAY YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL

Loki: WHO THE HELL SMILES AT THE GROUND?!

Thor: YOU DON'T KNOW-OH OH! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!

Loki: die in a fire.

[Loki has logged off]

[Thor has logged off]

Oh god...was that funny? I...I'm so unsure. I wrote it right out of my head, without even thinking! Please tell me what you think. Tell me you hate it or it suck! Tell me you love it or you think it's hilarious! Please please please! I need feedback. And I need your votes again.

Halloween or Christmas?

Halloween will be all about Slender Man (look it up) and will have a picture featured with it and Christmas will be about Thor finding out that Santa isn't real.

Decide...DECIDE! The fate of the Avenger's lives rest in your hands.