Looks like We're In-Laws....

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Hahahaha I am just...so freaking evil. I torture my characters >:D

[Jessie is online]

[Darren is online]

Jessie: ....are we alone?

Darren: I think so

Jessie: Thank god!!! I feel like we've never had a chance alone!

Darren: ....hey Jess?

Jessie: Yeah?

Darren: I need to tell you something...

Jessie: Lay it on me

Darren: So you know how we've been dating for the past year?

Jessie: Yes, thanks for pointing out the obvious...

Darren: and I think you're dad is starting to like me!

Jessie: More or less...c'mon what is it?!

Darren: Jessie...I love you so much it is hard to breathe. whenever im around you i cant help but feel we were made to be together. i want you to be mine and only mine. i want you to be with me. Jessica Odin Laufreyson....will you marry me?

[Avengers have turned off invisibility]

[Loki has turned off invisibility]

Steve: +0+

Loki: HELL. NO.

Tony: OMG THIS IS GREAT

Jessie: GUYS!!! Why are you all here?!?!

Natasha: We were....listening

Clint: More like spying really

Thor: MY LITTLE NIECE IS GETTING MARRIED!!!

Darren: This is super Hawkward for me....

Steven: Darren....are you sure?

Darren: Of course I'm sure! I love her dad!

Steve: It's just that...your father in law is going to be a super VILLIAN

Jessie: you honestly think I want a goodie two shoes to be my father in law?

Tony: Nice Jess

Jessie: Thanks Uncle Tony :D

Darren: where's Bruce?

Natasha: Taking a nap. I just fed him an changed his diaper. Clint gave him a bath then we laid him down with his blankie.

Jessie: O-o ......okay

Loki: Jessie...you cannot get married

Jessie: WHY?!?

Loki: BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!!

Jessie: DAD IM 19!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT NOW!

Loki: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!

Jessie: I HAVE SUPER POWERS. IM PRETTY SURE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

Natasha: I don't see the problem here Loki

Clint: Yeah this is actually really cool! If we all have kids then we can make them marry each other then we'll really be a family!

Tony: A little sappy there Clint

Jessie: What is it dad? Why can't I get married?

Loki: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY LITTLE GIRL AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!

Everyone: .......

Jessie: ....I'm not a little girl anymore dad. I'm a woman who is semi-normal. I will make my own decisions...with or without your consent. Darren and I are leaving and getting married. Maybe even start a new generation of Avengers. Let me know when you want to talk again.

[Jessie has logged off]

[Darren has logged off]

Loki: ......

Steve: .....you really did it this time Loki!

Tony: Dangit! Jessie and I were supposed to play life or death mini golf this weekend...

[Janis is online]

Janis: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?

Loki: I....I....

Janis: WE NEED TO TALK.

Loki: Ow stop grabbing my ear!

[Janis has logged off]

[Loki has logged off]

Natasha: Bruce woke up! I better go rock him.

[Natasha has logged off]

Clint: Isn't she great?

[Clint has logged off]

Thor: I believe my brother is getting beaten right now...

[Thor has logged off]

Steve: sniff

Tony: Steve...?

Steve: I'm sad.

[Peggy is online]

Peggy: ROGERS! Get your whipper snapper butt in here and tell me why our son is leaving home!

[Peggy has logged off]

Tony: So Peggy is the mom.....

Steve: Oh I'm so dead....

[Steve has logged off]

Tony: Am I the only one here that has a great life?

[Tony has logged off]

Er....okay I tried. Comment please!

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