Avengers in a Chatroom!

Yo Momma War

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[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

[Thor is online]

Steve: ........is everyone bored out of their minds?

Thor: Yes...that magnificent show with the little girl and the monkey has been cancelled...

Tony: Dora the Explora?

Thor: The same...sigh...

Tony: I have been visiting Nat and Clint

Steve: What's up with them?

Tony: Oh their alright. Jean only cries a little, but all Clint has to do is make this weird chicken noise and she starts laughing

Steve: Aw that's so cute I wonder if-AH!

Thor: What has happened Mr. Rogers?

Steve: TONY JUST SPILLED COFFE ON MY CROTCH!

Tony: It's decaf!

Steve: YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!

Tony: So what if I did? I'm not bored anymore at least :D

Steve: THAT TEARS IT!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A YO MOMMA WAR!!

Tony: Lol really? Mr. Don't-Stay-Up-Past-Nine wants to do a Yo Momma War?

Steve: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? Or was Yo Momma so stupid she filled your ears cause she thought they were holes in your head?

Thor: Ohhhhhhh!

Tony: OH IT IS SO ON CAPSICLE!! Yo Momma so old her birth certificate says expired!

Steve: Yo Momma so hairy King Kong is jealous!

Tony: You Momma so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said, "I CAN'T FIX IT!!"

Steve: I AM WINNING!

Tony: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!

Thor: This has grown suddenly tense...

Tony: YO MOMMA SO POOR WHEN SHE GOES TO KFC SHE HAS TO LICK OTHER PEOPLE'S FINGERS!

Steve: YO MOMMA SO CRAZY LOKI'S DADDY ISSUES SEEM SMALL

Tony: WELL YO....yo momma...um...

Thor: Has Mr. Stark been beaten??!

Tony: No! I never lose! I just...um...

Steve: OMG I WON!!!! I WON I WON I WON!! IN YOUR FACE STARK! WOOHOO!

Tony: ugh fine you beat me....

Steve: NEVER MESS WITH THE BROOKLYN KID!

Thor: This has been very entertaining! I shall go play with Shwoptart now!

[Thor has logged off]

Steve: WOOP WOOP I WON!

Tony: OMFG Steve shut up! It's not that big of a deal...

Steve: UM HELL YEAH IT IS XD

[Slender Man is online]

Slender Man: Alright Stark it should be ready soon...

Steve: AHHHH! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Tony: Relax he's with me! I've asked him to do something...a favor

Steve: A favor?!

Slender Man: Trust me, I hate this to. I feel like a god damn genie!

Steve: What kind of FAVOR is it?

Tony: Let's just say it's an early birthday present for someone special...

[Slender Man has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

[Tony has logged off]

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