Avengers in a Chatroom!

It's Alive!

SURPRISE! Double update! This one is gonna be interesting....

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

Tony: Okay...so are we really gonna do this?

Bruce: Well what else? We could watch TV or...create life. What did you want to do?

Tony: Well my little pony was on...

Bruce: *rolls eyes* Just hand me the thingy

Tony: Oh my god it's working!

Bruce: YES! My creation...IT'S ALIIIVE! IT'S ALIIVE!

Tony: Ew Bruce stop

Bruce: Sorry...now rise my creation!

[Poptart is online]

Tony: I can't believe you made a human poptart.

Bruce: This is probably my greatest achievement yet!

Tony: Can it speak?

Bruce: I don't know....hey uh Poptart?

Poptart: HUNGA DUNGA DERGA DUNGIN!

Tony: LOL IT SPEAKS STUPID!

Poptart: HERP DE DERP HUNGA DUNGA

Bruce: Damn it! I was hoping it would help with the lab fires but it's too stupid...

Tony: Well let's just make sure Thor

[Thor is online]

Tony: .....doesn't see

Thor: O.O

Poptart: O.O

Thor: Who...are you my lovely Godess?

Poptart: Ha durr durr...hurnga durnga!

Thor: You are the most exquisite creature I have ever seen! With blue berry skin with sparkles and cherry red hair...those gorgeous s'more colored eyes...you are beautiful

Poptart: HINGA DINGA DONGA DURGEN!

Thor: Oh please stop! You're embarrassing me!

Poptart: Durr durr...hamga damga....

Thor: *blushes* COME! I MUST TAKE YOU TO SEE ALL THE SITES IN THIS CITY!

Poptart: FLOKEEEEEEE!

[Thor has logged off]

[Poptart has logged off]

Bruce: .....did we just create a new couple?

Tony: Yes

Bruce: ....what have we done?

Tony: Only time will tell....

Bruce: ....why the hell did we do this in te first place

Tony: We were bored

[JARVIS is online]

JARVIS: S-s-s-sir....your l-l-l-limo is waiting for you *sniff sniff*

Tony: Woah JARVIS what's wrong?

JARVIS: Well you see Blender....SHE DIED! *starts to ball*

Bruce: Um what

JARVIS: I FOUND HER SMASHED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN THE RAIN!

Tony: She probably got hit by a truck

JARVIS: THIS IS MOST UPSETING!

Bruce: Maybe we can fix it...I mean her

Tony: *sighs* I guess...ugh this is so stupid

JARVIS: OH THANK YOU SIR! She is like the monitor to my screen...the connectors to my circuits...I feel like a lamp whenever I am around her because she turns me on!

Bruce: Bow chicka bow wow...

Tony: Yeah yeah just go clean my room or something

JARVIS: YES SIR!

[JARVIS has logged off]

Bruce: So are we rebuilding JARVIS' girlfriend?

Tony: Yup

Bruce: want to bet they are gonna have robot sex later

Tony: You're on

Bruce: .....do you want to watch?

Tony: HELLS yes

[Tony has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

I wanted to make it short but funny. Comment and review please!