Avengers in a Chatroom!

It's getting out of hand...

A bit of Clintasha tension here!

~Fairfarren all

[Steve is online]

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Thor is online]

[Loki is online]

[Clint is online]

Clint: ...and then...she would sing one of her Russian songs to me before I fell asleep and rub my back and not think my arrows are lame...and...

Tony: Hey Clint? Mind picking up some shwarma? Right now?

Clint: *Sniff* that was her favorite food!

[Clint has logged off]

Steve: Alright this is getting out of hand!

Bruce: I know! They are killing each other and everyone around them!!

Tony: The other day, I asked Nat what the time was and she pointed a gun to my head and said, "Why don't you get a damn watch?" I mean God! Is that too much to ask?

Steve: Clint keeps coming to my room and crying about how much he misses her. Then he makes me sit on my bed with him and watch freaking Full House ALL NIGHT!

Bruce: That's not that bad...

Steve: Oh trust me, you get sick of hearing, "You got it dude!" Over and over and OVER!

Tony: Anything to share Thor?

Thor: Clint ate all my strawberry poptarts and now I am sad. This is an uhappy day for me... :(

Bruce: Loki?

Loki: lol nope. I'm safe in my comfy little prison :)

Steve: There has to be something we can do!

Bruce: Steve, we are talking about the two most dramatic, stubborn people in the world! How are we going to bring them back together?

Tony: Yeah, it took them forever to hook them up in the first place!

Loki: Oh you silly mortals, do you know ANYTHING?!

Steve: Oh like you would know anything about relationships Loki!

Loki: Uh, yeah I do. I watch those Soap Operas and I know exactly how you mortals act! 

Bruce: wow...

Loki: What is the one thing they both love to do best?

Thor: ......kill things?

Loki: Besides that.

Tony: Fighting?

Loki: YES! Thank you! No wonder the fangirls shipped us...

Tony: Um...what?

Loki: Uh nothing! Anyway, they LOVE fighting. So what better way to bring them together than to make them fight?

Bruce: But won't that make them hate each other more? That's like throwing a grenade on top of another grenade!

Steve: I understood that reference!

Tony: Well fudging done Steve! Would you like a cookie?

Steve: -__- 

Loki: As I was saying...what does fighting LEAD to?

Thor: Banishment for 100 years?

Bruce where did you get that?