Avengers in a Chatroom!

We Have A Situation

Random stuffe...

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

Tony: Steve we have a situation...

Steve: Oh god is Thor dancing to M. C. Hammer again?!

Tony: No it's just...jesus Banner Hulked out in the kitchen and...

Steve: Oh Christ and what?

Tony: And is crying...

Steve: Let me get this straight...the Hulk is crying on the kitchen floor?

Tony: Yup, because there's no more ice cream in the freezer

Steve: Jesus...we don't have a code for that!

Tony: OH GOD HE JUST SAID, "HULK WANT MORE COOKIES AND CREAM!" Sweet poptarts I have never heard anything so funny in my life!

Steve: Shit what do we even do in this situation?!

Tony: Well you heard him...go get cookies and ice cream

Steve: Aw but I wanted to polish my shield!

Tony: Well sorry that you have the most free time out of all of us Poster Boy!

Steve: Urg should I buy one or two tubs?

Tony: Make it twelve...also make me a sandwich!

Steve: WHAT?! I am not your slave!

Tony: I was gonna call you Starky's Little Helper but slave works to! :D

[Clint is online]

Clint: Would anyone like to explain why there is now a pool in the kitchen?

Tony: Where's Banner?!

Clint: Welp judging by the broken window and screams from down bellow I suppose he left

Steve: WHICH WAY?!

Clint: Looks like Harlem...

Tony: ....Slave go get my camera

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Cause Bruce is about to star in the most ultimate HARLEM SHAKE!

Clint: AWWW YISSS!

Steve: What?

Tony: Look is up on YouTube

Steve: Wait I don't under-OH MY STARS!!

Clint: Is there a naked guy!?

Tony: Clint what kind of question is that? There's always a naked guy in the Harlem Shake! Now c'mon Steve we have to go find Banner! Also don't forget the sandwich!

Steve: I have lost all faith in humanity and America...

[Steve has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

[Tony had logged off]

This one was for pure laughs. Comment and review please!