Avengers in a Chatroom!

Fathers Day 2

WHAT HAPPENED TO THOR AND LOKI?! Find out in this chapter! Comment and review please! Also check me out on Instagram!

[The Avengers are online]

Steve: So Stark have you found a cure yet?

Tony: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?! SOME WIZARD WHO GOES TO HOGWARTS AND CAN JUST MAGICALLY WHIP UP SOME CURE?!

Bruce: I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN DAYS.

Clint: It can't be that bad!

Tony: WHY DON'T YOU TRY COMING IN HERE AND MIX CHEMICALS THAT WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE 99% OF THE TIME WHILE TWO ANNOYING GODDESSES CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT CRAMPS ALL THE TIME!?

Natasha: I can't believe Odin turned Thor and Loki into girls...

[Lokia is online]

[Tora is online]

Lokia: I prefer to be called...Lokia

Tora: SISTER DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE MALL WITH ME AND GET THE SACRED NUMBERS OF THE MIDGAURDIAN BOYS?!

Loki: I am not your sister! And no...I'd rather rule the world! MWAAHAHA!

Natasha: IM DYING.

Clint: Nat! Are you okay?! Is Jean okay?! DID SHE FIRE ONE OF MY JELLY ARROWS-

Natasha: No I'm talking about how I haven't been able to have ANY alone time! Those two idiots keep showing up and asking me to go do girly stuff!

Lokia: Nat-Nat I need to borrow your catsuit for a party tonight. PARTY AT COULSON'S!

Steve: Wait Coulson is throwing a party and didn't invite ME?! How could he-I mean...no. You have to stay here and test the experiments.

Lokia: Why? You're not my dad! And I DO WHAT I WANT!

Tora: Just do it sister! And eat a poptart while you're at it!

Tony: Well Thor's love for poptarts didn't change...

Lokia: What did you say? DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?! OH IT IS ON SISTA!

Tora: YOU JUST CALLED ME SISTER :,D!

Lokia: IT'S AN EXPRESSION YOU OAF!

Bruce: Woah woah woah ladies break it up! There is no need to fight! And maybe this isn't so bad! I don't mind having other girls around

Lokia: Say Banner...ill do whatever I'm told when I kneel...if you know what I mean ;)

Bruce: oh uh i have a girlfriend-thingy and i dont think its best to-TONY HURRY UP WITH THAT CURE!

Tony: I can't do it! This is MAGIC! I am SCIENCE!

Clint: We need to get Odin back

Tora: Ohhhh I'll just call my daddy on my mini magic computer

Lokia: It's cell phone you dumb oaf!

Clint: Man...bitches be crazy!

Natasha: IKR?

[Odin is online]

Odin: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME MORTALS?

Tony: Can you please just change Loki and Thor back? They are driving everyone INSANE!!

Odin: Hmmm...I see...I will do it

Everyone: YES!!!

Odin: At a price!

Everyone: Awww...

Odin: You see I have been a big Science Bro shipper for a while now...and I would like a request!

Bruce: You're a fangirl?

Odin: HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT BEAST?

Tony: Just tell us what you want to do!

[Odin privately messages Tony]

Tony: NO NO NO WAY!!

Odin: DO IT OR LOKIA AND TORA WILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER AND TORTURE YOU WITH CRAMP MOANS AND HORMONES!

Natasha: *starts to record on video*

Tony: Bruce....can you be like my arch reactor and be inside of me?

Bruce: #O_O# oh...

Odin: HAHAHAHAHAHA OH THIS IS GREAT! I'll have to go post this on Tumblr now! Oh btw Loki and Thor are healed.

[Odin has logged off]

[Loki is now online]

[Thor is now online]

Thor: WHY DO I HAVE THIS STRANGE DESIRE TO EAT CHOCOLATE WHILE WATCHING TITANIC.

Loki: Ugh...what happened? I feel like I just had a massive head ache after being wasted

Bruce: Welp you were a girl but that's all good now!

Loki: Let me guess...my dad turned me into a girl

Tony: Well it was to teach you a lesson!

Loki: Oh yeah? What was that?

Natasha: Well there's...um...

Steve: Didn't he say...er...

Bruce: Well maybe he uh...

Tony: Okay maybe I was wrong. Maybe Odin just really is a dick

Thor: I MISSED MY BEARD!

Bruce: I say we go celebrate down at the shwarma place and eat until our MEN BELLIES are full!

Natasha: Welp I'm out. Peace...

[Natasha has logged off]

Clint: Well I'm gonna go find Nat. And by "find" I mean "have sex"

Tony: We got it bro

[Clint has logged off]

Loki: So can someone explain why there are a MILLION of different shoes in my closet

Steve: Yeah we need to catch you up to date on some things...

Thor: I HAVE FOUND BRAS IN MY DRAWERS. CAN I WEAR THEM ON MY HEAD?

Tony: No.

Thor: Oh...okay!

[Everyone has logged off]

I'm not really sure where I went with this one...