The Most Hawkward Date of Them All

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So this is just touching on ALL the Avengers in their relationships and what shenanagins will come from them! So if you don't remember who's with who, then I shall show you!

PepperXTony (duh)

ThorXJane

TessaXBruce

LokiXJanis (might be ending...)

NatashaXClint (SUPER duh)

MariaXFury

SteveXSusan (well...sort of)

Also a new couple will be introduced! Enjoy!

[Steve is online]

[Susan is online]

Steve: I'm so glad you could make it :)

Susan: I would never be late to my Captain!

Steve: Haha enough of the formalities! You can call me Steve when we're not in uniform.

Susan: Okay...Steve...where are we going tonight?

Steve: Well since I'm a bit new to town I only know one place

Susan: What's that?

Steve: SHWARMA!!!

Susan: AWWWW YEEAAAH!

[Steve and Susan have arrived at the Shwarma place]

Susan: Oh my god the food is amazing!

Steve: IKR? It's the best!

Susan: Rye baf to tuse da bafroom

Steve: What?

Susan: *gulps food* Sorry I was chewing. I said I have to use the bathroom

Steve: Oh yeah! Sure yeah go um...dispense the liquids in your lady parts hehe! NOT that I'm thinking about your lady parts or...

Susan O.o

[Susan has logged off]

[Tony is online]

Tony: Smooth. But try not talking about lady parts until the third date.

Steve: OMIGOD TONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I RESERVED THE ENTIRE PLACE!

Tony: And I have a planet load of money so haha.

Steve: Well...what are you doing here?!

Tony: Taking Pepps out on a date. It's been a while and we've been so busy lately with work and little Scarlett that it's been hard to...you know...get it on

[Pepper is online]

Pepper: C'mon Tony I'm starving! Oh Steve! Hi!

Steve: Hi Pepper...

[Susan is online]

Susan: Oh! I didn't know this was a double date!

Steve: It is most certainly NOT!

Tony: Aw c'mon Cap! Be chill!

Susan: I would like to get to know the other Avengers!

Tony: See? She wants to know me :D

Steve: -_- fine.

Tony: YAY!

Pepper: Tony don't chew with your mouth open! Make sure to use a napkin! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MAKING BUBBLES IN YOUR DRINK?!

Tony: Pepper honey, come back to Earth. You're not taking care of Scar anymore

Pepper: Oh...you're right. Sorry Ton

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