Avengers in a Chatroom!

Drinking Game

Hehe I ran out of ideas so I just made them do a drinking game. Yah know, Avengery type stuff :) anywho enjoy!

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

[Loki is online]

Tony: OKAY! Time to play the DRINKING GAME!

Bruce: I think you're a but obsessed with games lately tony...

Tony: Shut up and lets play!

Loki: Hey has anyone seen Thor? He didn't wake me up this morning with his ritual "breakfast in bed" thing...

Tony: Nope haven't seem him! So here are the rules. We are going to watch the Avengers movie with a couple bottles of liquor.

Clint: Don't we already do this for Avengers movie night?

Tony: shuuush! Anyway, we take a shot every time someone does something.

Natasha alright, what do we need to look out for?

Tony: Take a shot every time Loki says, "Kneel!"

Loki: -_-

Tony: Take two shots every time Agent Hill makes a sour face at Fury. Take a shot every time Steve doesn't understand something

Steve: Hey!

Tony: Take two shots every time I make a joke...

Clint: Jesus we r going to get soooo wasted...

Tony: Take a shot every time Thor does his...shakesphere in the park thing...and finally, take three shots every time the Hulk smashes something!

Clint: MOTHER OF ALL HANGOVERS!

Bruce: Er tony? Is this reaaallly a good idea? I mean...the other guy breaks A LOT of stuff...

Tony: Whatever! I'm putting in the DVD now!

Natasha: This isn't going to end well

Tony: Okay is everyone ready?

Clint: I'm afraid

Natasha: Lets just get this over with

Loki: Ready when you are...

Bruce: If the Hulk comes out its YOUR fault Tony!

Steve: ....How do you take a shot?

Tony: .....damn it Steve.....

Steve: WHAT?!

Tony: You'll get the hang of it just...watch the movie!

[Everyone has logged off]

[It has been 2 hours since everyone had logged off]

Tony: HO....LY SHIT

Bruce: duuuuuude

Natasha: oh dear god I'm sooo drunk...

Clint: Jesus. Christ.

Loki: I don't even know what life is anymore

Steve: .........

Tony: J-JARVIS....how many drinks did we all take in total?

JARVIS: With all your drinks combined, my estimation is around 630 shots sir

Clint: We....we should be like...dead

Natasha: I have never consumed so much alcohol in my life

Steve: ......

Bruce: I think i made the other guy drunk too...

Loki: Ohhhh my head

Tony: hehe that was fun guys! We totally have to do this again!

Natasha: ....Clint, would you like to come over and cuddle with me on the couch?

Clint: Why yes...yes I would.

[Natasha has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

Loki: I'm gonna go um....vomit

[Loki has logged off]

Tony: Steve?

Steve: ......

[Steve has logged off]

Tony: Huh, well I guess it's just you and me banner!

Bruce: um yeaaahhh.....

Tony: You know what, just dont give me an excuse. You can leave

Bruce: Sorry tony...

[Bruce has logged off]

Tony: Sigh...nothin to do...

[Slender Man is online]

Slender Man: Hey Mr Stark

Tony: !0_0 SLENDER! What the hell are you doing here? Didn't you get the message when Clint punched you in the face that you're not welcome?!

Slender Man: Oh yes...but I don't really follow the rules all too well. You see, I have something precious of yours

Tony: MY QUILTING MAGAZINES THAT ARE HIDDEN UNDER MY BED?!?

Slender Man: ......no...I'm taking about you lovely new wife

Tony: You...have...Pepper?!

Slender Man: Hehe that's right!

Tony: YOU LET HER GO OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL-

Slender Man: I'll make you a deal Stark. You come to me and I let the girl go

Tony: .....she won't be harmed?

Slender Man: not a scratch :)

Tony: Fine...where are you?!

Slender Man: Ahem, look behind you...

Tony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[The Chat Room is now empty]

Omg tony is caught! What's gonna happen?!?! Comment please! ALSO, check out my new story called, "Avengers Gender Bended!" It's basically the Avengers movie...except all the guys are girls and all the girls are guys! Please check it out!!