Avengers in a Chatroom!

Spiderman, Diaries, and Blackmail

Thanks to Draco1253 who gave me the idea!!

~Fairfarren all

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

[Loki is online]

[Spiderman is online]

Loki: Dear god I am soooooo bored!

Bruce: I know right? There's nothing to do!

Tony: yeah I've been pretty bored myself. All I do now is make useless junk...

Loki: like what?

Tony: um...I don't know, like the cure to small diseases and robots inhanced with the power to make world peace happen...lame stuff.

Steve: how can you guys be bored?! There's sooo much to do!

Bruce: Steve, it's only fun for you because your like 70 years old. Writing with a multicolored pen would be fun for you.

Loki: ouch

Natasha: I've been more sick than bored. Ugh it sucks!

Clint: you ok baby?

Natasha: I don't know...I've been throwing up a lot.

Tony: I think even then you can still be sexy.

Natasha: shut up stark

Steve: Hey...who's this?

Tony: What do you...oh man not again!!

Spiderman: hi guys!

Bruce: get out of here Parker!

Natasha: if you don't leave this chat room in five minuets I'm gonna kill you!

Clint: what she said!

Loki: im sorry but...who is this?

Spiderman: I'm Spiderman! The next Avenger!

Tony: YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT AVENGER!!

Bruce: the last time spiderman wanted to join the avenger it didn't go so well...

Natasha: HE GOT HIS STUPID SPIDER CRAP IN MY HAIR!!!!

Loki: So that's why you cut it...

Natasha: <.<

Loki: o_o

Steve: I'm sorry mr...spiderman but the Avengers say no.

Tony: yeah, so GTFO

Spiderman: okay I understand...btw Clint, I found your diary in my car.

Loki: LOL WHAT?!?

Clint: it's a journal!!

Bruce: holy crud, Hawkeye has a diary.

Tony: Hahaha! Hey Barton, do you put rainbow stickers on there?

Loki: Is there a lock of Agent Romanov's hair in there?

Clint: SHUT UP!!! PETER PARKER, YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!!!

Natasha: hey Peter...when did Clint start it?

Spiderman: uh...it says in the first page...Budapest.

Natasha: burn it

Steve: Why?

Clint: Yeah seriously Nat, what happened in Budapest?

Tony: Well Clint, when two spies love each other very much, strange and new feelings start to bubble to the surface...

Natasha: No seriously tony this isn't a joke!

Loki: Actually this is hilarious

Spiderman: It says, "Day one in Budapest. With Natasha Romanov, a.k.a Black Widow. Found out she actually is afraid of spiders."

Bruce: I'm peeing in my pants!

Natasha: I WILL MAKE YOU DISSAPEAR WITHOUT A TRACE!!!

Tony: oh...oh dear god I can't breath...

Clint: I don't remember writing that!

Steve: How the heck can you be afraid of spiders?! Your the black widow for crying out loud!

Natasha: it's a long story...

Spiderman: "Day two in Budapest. Wrists still hurt from the ropes that tied me to the-"

Natasha; THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Clint: What the heck did you do to me Nat?!

 Loki: I am grately disturbed by this diary of yours Agent Barton O_O

Clint: IT IS A JOURNAL!!!

Tony: Whatever, this is the most hilarious thing since the hot suit accident!

Steve: -_- Can we please not talk about that?

Spiderman: Should I keep going or...?

Natasha: NO! No oh god please don't! I'll do anything!

Bruce: The famous Black Widow begging? I'm taking a screen shot of this...

Spiderman: Hmmmm...well you could let me become an Avenger.

Tony: HELL NO!

Clint: NO WAY! Natasha the things in there can't be that bad can they?

Natasha: ...

Clint: Natasha? O.O

Spiderman: "Day ten in Budapest. Natasha stole my pants when we-"

Natasha: FINE FINE!!! JOIN THE FRICKEN AVENGERS!

Spiderman: Yes!

Tony, Steve, Clint, Bruce, Loki: NOOOOOO!!!!

Spiderman: I'll be at SHIELD in a couple of hours. See ya my bestie Avengers!

[Spiderman has logged off]

Natasha: Excuse me, I have to go throw up now.

Clint: Want me to come with you?

Natasha: ...that's sick Clint.

[Natasha has logged off]

Clint: I need a vacation...

[Clint has logged off]

Tony: Well that was interesting.

Loki: Ugh...I do not feel like fighting a giant spiderman.

Bruce: Can I just crush him when he walks through the door and say it was an accident?

Steve: Why can't we just be nice to him?

Tony: ...............

Loki: .............

Bruce: ...............

Tony: Why can't you just stop acting like you're in the closet?

[Tony has logged off]

[Loki has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

Steve: wow...

[Steve has logged off]

Was this funny? I don't know. Comment, review and give ideas! Bonus question: What do you think is wrong with Natasha Romanov?