Avengers in a Chatroom!

Chores!

I ran out of ideas so sorry if this isn't funny. Also, HOLY SPACE BALLS I GOT SO MANY BANANAS!!! I promise I will keep going :) okay enough of my ramblings enjoy!

[Natasha is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

[Thor is online]

[Fury is online]

Fury: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Clint: Fury calm down

Bruce: Yeah I think you need to listen to some smooth jazz. It really helps MY nerves

Fury: Please just shut up and listen. Since nothing has happened over the past couple days-

Natasha: Omg it has been sooooo boring!

Steve: Yeah it's like all the bad guys went on vacation!

Thor: My hammer has not tasted victory in weeks!

Clint: I've been so bored that I've been reading Hunger Games fanfictions

Fury: Well I have good news!

Natasha: There's another bad guy?!

Fury: No, I have something for you all to do! Oh, btw...where's stark?

Bruce: oh he's in the hostpital. After finding out Pepper has a little Pepperoni baby, Tony jumped out a window and broke his ankle. But anyway what is it? Spy day?

Steve: Time traveling?

Natasha: A hit on someone?

Clint: The Second Hunger Games Movie?!?

Thor: A buffet of endless POPTARTS?!

Fury: no....CHORES!!

Natasha: ...what

Fury: You are all getting chores!

Clint: Um...correct me if I'm wrong but...we have janitors right?

Bruce: Yeah plus we aren't children

Fury: You are doing chores or I'm kicking you out. Now, here are your jobs. Banner, pest control. Get rid of rats, cockroaches...anything that will scare Maria.

Bruce: what of I become the other guy while I'm in a vent or something?!

Fury: Sorry banner. Clint, you'll clean the pool every Tuesday

Clint: Can I switch with banner? Cause that job is freaking stupid

Fury: No. Thor, scare the pigeons away before they poop all over the building

Thor: I SHALL SCARE THEM AWAY!

Fury: Steve, you'll give a pep talk to the new recruits.

Steve: I'm not good with words...

Fury: Natasha, clean up after Casual Friday

Natasha: Aw what?! I don't wanna pick up Fred's clothes! They're always wet!

Clint: lol thats what she said

Natasha:

Fury: and when stark comes back, he'll have bathroom duty.

Clint: why? Cause he talks shit all the time?

Thor: I believe that is a BURN

[Tony has turned off invisibility]

Tony: When I get out of this bed, I'm going to dump leaves and crap all in the pool Clint.

[Tony has logged off]

Natasha: ohhhh sorry baby

Clint: -_-

Fury: Alright Avengers...get going!

Bruce: join the Avengers they said, it'll be fun they said...

Thor: FLY FLY AWAY PIGEONS WHICH ARE DAMMNED TO HELL. GO BACK TO WHICH YOU CAME!!

Natasha: why is there a diaper lying around?!

Steve: You guys are here to join a fighting team that serves justice with a nice little salad on the side! Oh that's good!

Clint: ITS SO FREAKING FRUSTRATING!!

Fury: Maybe this was a bad idea...

[Clint has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

[Bruce has logged off]

[Fury has logged off]

Er...that wasnt funny. Kinda a throw away one...anyway, comment please! I really love them...like BREATHE them. So please comment! Also take a vote...

Should I include Hank Pym aka Ant Man and Jan aka Wasp? Or just stick with the regular group?

Bacon for Ant Man and Wasp

Ice Cream for Avengers.

Vote!