Avengers in a Chatroom!

Loki has Done the Unspeakable

I am going to have SOOO much fun with this one....

[Avengers are online]

Tony: Is everyone SUPER BORED today?

Bruce: Yeah...

Steve: Honestly I've found the 21st century to be a bit boring

Thor: MY POPTARTS HAVE RUN OUT ;_____;

Natasha: Have we killed everyone on our hit list?

Clint: Yup.

Natasha: how about our just-in-case-we're-bored list?

Clint: Got 'em all sweetie

Tony: UGH!!! I'm SOOO bored!!!

Bruce: What would be entertaining and annoying at the same time that occupies all of us for a really long time?

Steve: Well we already seem to do that with the normal stuff....

Clint: .....Guys Vs. Girls war?

Tony: Hmm...okay.

[2 hours later]

Natasha: GUYS HAVE IT WAYYYY EASIER!!!

Tony: UM...NO! GIRLS HAVE IT EASY!!!

Natasha: HOW?

Bruce: Well if you smack a guys butt it's cute or sexy...

Clint: BUT IF YOU SMACK A GIRLS BUT, IT'S ASSAULT.

Steve: Guys kinda have it easier. I mean, we don't give birth or bleed every month

Tony: You know it doesn't surprise me you're on Natasha side Steve. The side of the GIRLS!

Thor: I think that women have the easiest life! They do not have to go to war or fight if they don't want to!

Natasha: EVERY GUY WANTS TO GET IN YOUR PANTS!

[Loki is online]

Loki: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP?! IM TRYING TO SLEEP! *uses magic*

[Tony is now Toni]

[Bruce is now Brenda]

[Steve is now Stephanie]

[Thor is now Tora]

[Clint is now Clair]

[Natasha is now Nathan]

Loki: There! Now this stupid war between Girls as Guys is over! HAVE. FUN.

[Loki has logged off]

Tora: LOKI GET BACK-

Stephanie: Your voice sounds so weird! Ugh why do I have this sudden desire to talk non-stop?

Brenda: Does this mean I'm a She-Hulk now?

Clair: I feel cramps in my stomach

Nathan: There are so many hormones in my body right now I feel like I need to hump everything that moves!

Toni: Yay boobies!

Stephanie: What are we going to do?!

Brenda: I'm trying to find a cure! *doorbell rings* hold on...it's the mail

Toni: You mean your cruuuush!?!?

Brenda: BE COOL!

[Caroline is online]

Caroline: Hi, I have a package for Bruce Banner?

Brenda: Oh yeah sure! Um Caroline...I have something to ask you