Avengers in a Chatroom!

Disney was a Mistake

Hel-o-o-o once again fellow Avenger lovers! So I know I haven't really touched base on the whole Clintasha wedding thing. I actually almost forgot about that...apologizes. But the Clintasha wedding WILL happen after this chapter! I jit wanted to fit in one more chapter before the sh*t hits the fan okay? Also check out my other story, Falling for a Green Monster in Purple Shorts!

~Fairfarren all

[The Avengers are online]

[Loki is online]

[Fury is online]

Fury: I immediately regret this decision.

Tony: I bought out the ENTIRE park so the whole thing is ours!

Bruce: Is there really a roller coaster dedicated to me? Gosh....

Steve: I AM SO EXCITED I NEVER GOT TO GO HERE AS A KID MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE BITCHES!

Natasha: FIND ALL THE SECRETS!

Clint: SHOOT ALL THE STUFFED ANIMAL PRIZES!!

Tony: Say how's Thor doi-

Thor: WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL PLACE CALLED DISNEY?!? IT FILLS ME WITH LAUGHTER AND CHEER!

Loki: This is Disney Thor.....the "happiest" place on midgaurd. Happiest place my cold blue arse....by the way, WHY THE HELL AM I ON A LEASH?!?

Fury: Oh we don't want you running away. But don't be too sad, the leash doubles as a doggy back pack that follows you around!

Loki: Kill me. Just kill me.

Thor: THEY SELL TURKEY LEGS IN LITTLE CARTS EVERYWHERE?!?

Bruce: Yeah but they are really salty so don't eat them all-

Thor: *gulps*

Bruce: Okay you just ate fifty.

Thor: I AM NOW GOING TO HUNT DOWN THE RODENT NAMED MICKEY NOW!

Natasha: Um why?

Thor: SO I CAN HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND MAKE HIM LOVE ME!

[Thor has logged off]

Steve: OMG mouse ears! Fury put the Minnie Mouse ears on!

Fury: Um HELL to the NO

Steve: DO IT OR ILL CUT YOOU!

Everyone: O.O

Fury: O-okay Rogers, putting them on

Steve: Yay! Now let's go to It's A Small World!

Fury: Ugh....Romanov can you hold Loki's leash?

Natasha: Yessir

[Fury has logged off]

[Steve has logged off]

Loki: OW! Stop tugging on my leash I'm walking!

Natasha: Not fast enough! Now RUN YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Clint: I think Nat has gone a bit crazy with power

Tony: Erm guys?

Clint: Yeah?

Tony: I may have taken Banner on the haunted house ride....

Natasha: ....

Tony: And he may have hulked out and destroyed the entire thing

Clint: TOOONY!

Natasha: This is a new level of stupid for you Stark

Clint: WHERE IS HE NOW?!