Avengers in a Chatroom!

Haiku Night

Hello guys! So it's haiku night! Yay! But if you don't know what a haiku is ill explain. A haiku is a poem with three sentences. The first sentence has five syllables. So for example: Poptarts are awesome. The next line has seven syllables. Here's an example: I love you so much it hurts. Then the next line is five again. Got it? 5 7 5. Okay let's begin!

[The Avengers are online]

[Loki is online]

Steve: Avengers Haiku Night!!

Tony: This is just sad Steve

Steve: YOU WILL DO A HAIKU AND LOVE IT.

Natasha: Clint where's that haiku you wrote for me in Budapest?

Clint: Oh it's always with me!

Bruce: Well isn't that sweet!

Clint: No I mean literally. I read it to her and she shoved it down my throat. I'm not sure if it ever really dissolved.

Steve: I think Loki should go first!

Thor: NOOOO! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Clint: Nice movie reference.

Tony: Nope! Loki HAS to go!

Loki: Ugh...fine..."Conquering is fun. The Avengers are so dumb. Bitches be kneeling."

Thor:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-I don't get it.

Tony: Excuse me my turn! "I am so awesome. All the ladies love my beard. Steve is a pussy."

Steve: -_-

Natasha: Um... "I am Black Widow. Here to assassinate all. My Widows Bite stings."

Clint: "Assassins are cool. We get to wear tight leather. You have been Clint'D"

Natasha: More like sass-assassinated!

Clint: This is why I love you

Thor: I SHALL GO NOW!

Tony: Better take a swig of scotch...

Thor: "POPTARTS ARE LOVELY. THEY FILL ME WITH JOY AND GLEE. RED CAPES ARE PRETTY."

Bruce: Oh oh I got one! "Science is the best. Though Tessa is pretty cool. I'm in love with her..."

Tony: OMG YEEESSSHH!

Steve: WE HAVE TO START PLANNING THE WEDDING!

Thor: TESSA AND BRUCE SITTING ON A BI-FROST BRIDGE! H-U-G-G-I-N-G! FIRST COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES DOMINATING, THEN THAT'S WHEN YOU GET TO THE MATING!

Clint: Aw all of us will be in couples and then it will be so CUTE!

Natasha: And we can have BBQ's and get drunk and play party games!

Steve: Sigh...guess it's just you and me Thor...

Thor: Actually I have been dating Jane Foster remember?

Steve: So I'm the bachelor?!

Tony: Sorry Capsicle

Steve: But...what about haiku night?

Bruce: Steve...I think we all knew that everyone just came because you've been lonely

Steve: I AM NOT!!

Clint: Oh really? Who was playing that romantic two player dance on Just Dance alone?

Steve: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

Natasha: We're spies...duh

Loki: Can I go home? Haiku night sucks

Bruce: Yeah I'm gonna go do science with Tessa

Tony: I'LL COME WITH-

Bruce: no tony!

[Bruce has logged off]

Tony: I do what I want!

[Tony has logged off]

Loki: That's my line Stark!

[Loki has logged off]

Thor: I must go see Jane Foster and show her the wonders of my hammer...

[Thor has logged off]

Natasha: Wanna go have poem sex?

Clint: I'll bring the tights and the lyre!

Natasha: Ohh I love you in tights...

[Clint has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

Steve: Sigh..."I want a girlfriend. Mine is eighty years older. I am so lonely."

[Susan is online]

Susan: Sir I polished you shield and iron pressed your suit. I also organized all your food in your fridge by your favorites on top and least favorites on the bottom. I set up you punching bags and painted your room red white and blue. There is also a Tony Stark alarm. Is there anything else you would like sir?

Steve: Uh....what's your name soldier?

Susan: Susan O'Keeley, Captain. I'm your new lieutenant sir!

Steve: Oh uh...that's great...I um...I'm speechless

Susan: It is an honor to be working with you sir!

Steve: Wow thanks um...do you play Just Dance?

Susan: Oh yeah! My favorite one is that romantic two player dance but I can never play it!

Steve: Do you want to go...dancing?

Susan: It would be a crime against America if I didn't Captain

Steve: Please...call me Steve.

Susan: Yes sir...I mean...Steve

[Steve has logged off]

[Susuan has logged off]

Ohhhh romance! Comment and review please!