Avengers in a Chatroom!

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[Bruce is online]

[Tony is online]

[Steve is online]

Steve: Hey where's the Captain America cookie Coulson made me?

Tony: I ate it

Steve: TONY!! That was my-

Bruce: OH MY GOD GUYS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS

Tony: Um like what?

Bruce: THE FACT THAT I LOOK STUPID COMPARED TO TESSA

Steve: Oh yeah! How are you two?

Bruce: I expected by my over use of caps lock that things are NOT. GOING. GREAT.

Tony: What's the problem bro?

Bruce: I look like and idiot! She's so smart and clever and funny and UGH!!!

Steve: Ugh....?

Tony: I don't think I've ever described a woman as "ugh" in my life...

Bruce: I'm just over thinking things...she's just so damn perfect!

Steve: And you're not?!

Bruce: Do you forget about my little anger meant issue?! Besides I pretty much swore off love after Betty...

Tony: Listen Banner, I know a lot about women...A LOT. More than a man probably should. Though most guys don't get the first had experience I do (if you know what I mean ;D)

Steve: *rolls eyes*

Tony: Just step up your game bro! Be as smart as you can be! Impress her!

Steve: Hey Bruce did your phone just buzz?

Bruce: OMG ITS HER.

Bruce: I AM HAVING ANXIETY

Steve: Just be yourself!

Tony: Yeah! Or if possible...try to be like me. Always try to be like me

Bruce: WHAT DO I SAY?!

Steve: Well what did she say?

Bruce: SHE SAID, "Hey" GOD WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Tony: Just be cool. Be like, "You...me...lab table, now." She will fall into your arms like putty

Steve: Or you can be like not-Tony and say, "Hi Tessa. You look lovely today!" See? DIRECT AND FIRM!

Tony: That's kinda the lame way

Steve: IT'S THE GENTLEMAN WAY

Tony: And the "gentleman way" in my book means, "never getting laid" or "friend zone"

Bruce: THIS IS NOT SCIENCE

Steve: Did she say anything else?

Bruce: No...I have to answer...and I think I know how...

Tony: He's totally gonna pick my way

Steve: NO WAY STARK!

Bruce: Okay...I texted back..."hey"

Tony: OMG PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T

Steve: why....WHY TONY?

Tony: Because as a prank Clint and I messed up your auto-correct. So whenever you say "Hey" auto-correct turns it into-

Bruce: O. M. F. G.

Steve: WHAT DOES IT SAY?!

Bruce: "I love you so much it is hard to breathe. whenever im around you i cant help but feel we were made to be together. i want you to be mine and only mine. i want you to be with me. i love you"

Tony: ......

Steve: .......

Bruce: I'm just gonna go....bury myself under a rock....

Steve: WAIT SHE TEXTED BACK

Tony: UM WAT?

Bruce: OH DEAR GOD I AM HAVING POORLY TIMED ANXIETY.

Tony: what does it say?!

Steve: She said, "I'm flattered, but let's stay a bit professional for now okay? Maybe when things get settled we'll see ;)"

Tony: .....so....

Bruce: was that like.....a maybe?

Steve: I....believe so....

Bruce: WHOOOOOP!!!!

Tony: Congrats Bro!

Bruce: OH IM STLL GONNA KILL YOU STARK. BUT IM JUST TOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!

Steve: Dang that was lucky...

Tony: I know! Man if things-

[Clint is online]

Clint: GUYSBDVWHAJSBEHEVDHSHE

Steve: Woah woah there Clint! Slow down! What's he saying?

Tony: He seems to be panic writing!

Steve: Did something happen to Nat?!

Bruce: Hold on...I can read Mashed Up Keyboard language...

Clint: NATSGWHRBD

Bruce: Natasha is...

Clint: INDBEBDJENLANBEN

Bruce: In....

Clint: LABKRBEJDOOR

Bruce: Labor. Natasha is in labor. 0O0! NATASHA IS IN LABOR!!!!

Tony: AHHHH AHHHH AHHH OMGOMGOMGOMFGOMGOMFG

Steve: CODE CLINTASHA! CODE CLINTASHA!!!

Clint: WE HAVE TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!

Bruce: HOW?! IT'S MID-HOUR TRAFFIC AND IT'S TOO FAR TO RUN!!!

Tony: YOU ALL HAVE TO GET ON MY IRON MAN BACK RIGHT NOW SO I CAN FLY IS THERE!

Steve: You know we can just use a helicopter...

Tony: NO TIME!! BESIDES THIS WILL BE A WAY COOLER STORY TO TELL ONE DAY! NOW GET ON!

Clint: Don't worry! Daddy's coming!

[Everyone has logged off]

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